Dad lwj has been hooking up with this guy, wwx, for months now. It's not that he doesn't want to date, he just really doesn't have the time being a single parent and working and raising a child and all.

And it's not like wwx seems to mind. In fact, that was one of the reasons lwj was OK with continuing this setup instead of finding a new partner whenever he feels the urge to fulfill his desires.

Wwx was young, brash and boisterous. He had been more than willing to spend the night without lwj without a second thought. He was full of life and energy,

(Happy Birthday Lan Wangji! 🎉)

Lwj sighs as the director yells cut for the fifth time that day. Theyd been running this scene for hours, but the actors had yet to properly kiss one another like the scene dictates.

Not that lwj was completely upset. In fact, he was rather happy that wwx was unable to kiss the leading lady.

When it was announced that wwx would be playing Romeo in their upcoming high-school production, lwj felt his stomach drop. Wwx had never been interested in acting or theater per say, but he wanted to spend more time with lwj and less

Here's a little birthday gift for @court_on_fire cause we miss wangxian 🥺

Wwx was exhausted. He had been working major overtime at his job all week trying to complete a project. He had come home to an already asleep son and practically passed out in his bed a few minutes after checking on him.

He missed his little radish so much. He wanted nothing more than to snuggle on the couch with him and watch the same movies the boy had seen a millions times.

He also missed seeing his sons nanny, who wwx may or may not be crushing on (he was).

Wwx and a-yuan

Going from fluffy to h0rny, but I'm just imagining mob boss lwj showing up to a meeting with the Wens, and wwx (who is secretly an assassin) is in attendance wearing this under his white coat.

Lwj and the Wens talk business before wrh offers wwx to lwj for a night of fun. Lwj

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refuses, even though he finds wwx extremely attractive, but somehow he ends up taking wwx to his hotel room.

Wwx flirts and takes off his coat, revealing this s€xy piece underneath. Lwj is a complete goner and pins wwx to the bed and they do the dirty all night long.

While wwx

Lwj felt like he was in over his head. He was still healing from the disciple whip, still grieving the loss of his soulmate, and in the midst of it all, he was trying to figure out how to be a parent.

Lwj closed his eyes, lsz sleeping soundly next to him.

"I see he still loves his righ-gege best" a familiar voice chuckled. Lwj turned to see wwx standing in front of him. He looked healthier than he last saw him, and more cheerful. And, of course, he was still just as beautiful.

"Wei Ying" lwj whispered, his voice cracking.

"Hiya Lan Zhan*

To my dear friend @Firebrd86, happy birthday 🥰🎉

Lqr drinks his tea in silence. It tastes awful bitter today. Though perhaps that isn't the tea and just his feelings towards his nephews boyfriend.

He's not sure what it is. The boy is polite, well dressed, has a good job. Perhaps it's that he's just too perfect, almost as if this is all a charade and he's conning all of them, including his nephew whose heart is so delicate. He doesn't trust it to just anyone. Perhaps he should trust his nephew. But he can't ignore this feeling...

"Xichen, what do

So I had a dream about wwx in a maid outfit, but I don't remember the context, so I'm making this up as I go.

But I think hs wwx works at a maid cafe because he's cute and the outfit is cute and he makes some good money there.

Jockji and his team go to the Cafe one day after practice (this was not his idea, it was jzx). And who should waite on him but wwx.

Lwj wasn't really into this kind of thing, not like his teammates, but god if wwx wasn't the cutest, most beautiful person he had ever seen. He was charming and funny and had more than one person

Teenage wangxian where lwj and wwx are arranged to be married and lwj is very salty about it.

That is, until he meets wwx for the first time during the CR lectures.

He's instantly smitten, despite their obvious differences. Wwx is beautiful and smart and lwj wants to be near him all the time.

He walks wwx to and from the dorms everyday, insisting wwx hold onto his arm as they walk. He introduces wwx as his betrothed to all the other disciples. He calls wwx pet names, like sweetheart and darling.

He's also, admittedly, quite possessive. Once,

Wwx is an artist, world renowned for his portraits. He manages to make even the most plain people seem ethereal.

However, his self portraits are haunting, portraying rage and agony and ugliness. Not at all what people think of when they see the sunny artist.

Wwx is tasked with painting some high standing politicians sons. Both are gods among men, but the younger, lwj, captures wwx attention from the second he saw him.

His painting takes longer than usual, as he wanted to make sure he got every minute detail correct. He wanted to make sure he captured

Thinking of lwj stealing wwx dark and red robes so he has to wear gusu white. He asked if wwx would like to once, and he had just shrugged. But lwj really wanted to see his husband in white.

Lwj makes excuses for all the robes going missing. First it was an accident while washing the clothes. Then it was the juniors messing around and destroying the robes. Then it was someone misplacing the robes.

It happens again and again, until suddenly, as wwx is getting ready for the day, he realizes he doesnt have any robes left.

"Lan Zhan! All my robes

4020 wangxian, dilfji and bestie mm x lwj agenda 🧵 here we go:

Lwj, who wanted children but was tired of waiting for his perfect match, adopted a-yuan. Mm, his best friend since college, and who lives in the same apt building, helps him out and is over often.

Wwx is the new nanny, and he's having a dilemma. He has the hots for his boos, but he's clearly married with a wife and kid.

Wwx is taking a gap year from college, trying to figure out what it is he wants to do with his life. His sister suggests he nannys, since he's so good with jl.

Have some fluffy hs wangxian silliness.

Wwx is excited. It took him 14 months and 7 days, but he finally got lwj to admit that they were friends. And today was their first time hanging out outside of school or swim team. Wwx planned to take lwj to the mall after hearing he had been. His heart hurt when lwj confessed that his weekends were spent studying, doing laps in the pool, taking music lessons, or doing something else his uncle deemed worthy of his time. Wwx refused to accept that having a normal teenage experience of going to the mall was not

Crimeboss lwj (40) and college student wwx (20) who has just started working at a club that one of lwj associates owns.

Wwx has been cut off by his adoptive family and needs a good paying job asap so he can pay for his junior yr of uni. Mxy, his roommate, tells him about an interesting club he went to recently.

"There was a help wanted sign in the window. You should check it out"

Wwx did, going to the address mxy provided. He knocked on the door, and a good looking man holding a fan answered. "Can I help you?"

"Hi. My friend said he saw a help

Hs student lwj is often described as cold, unfeeling, and boring. He plays classical music on the piano, is class president, and he's a debate champion. His interests don't align with the other students.

Or so, that's what everyone thinks. What they don't know is that everyday after school, when his uncle thinks he's tutoring other students, he's actually going to a karaoke room to relieve some stress.

He likes his activities, he really does. And he's proud of his achievements. But he hates being looked at as this boring, uninteresting person. He

#4020wangxian where lwj (40) is a famous actor and wwx (20) is his biggest fan

He'd been a fan of lwj ever since his sister made him watch a drama he stared in with her. Since then, he'd binged every one of his movies and shows. He had merchandise and posters hanging on his wall.

Jc thought it was gross. Jyl thought it was adorable. Wwx thought it nothing more than being a super fan of the insanely hot actor. It was nothing out of the ordinary for fans of anything.

Besides, he was never going to meet lwj, so why did it matter?

Or at least,

4020 wangxian where lwj is looking for an job over the summer and is hired by dilfxian to be a nanny.

Of course lwj falls in love with wwx st first sight. He's older and hot and such a good father. But wwx sees him as nothing more than a kid (despite him being 20).

That changes as the summer progresses though.

It starts with his weekly visit to the big park that's a 10 minute walk from wwx apartment. Lwj brings a-yuan and a book and the pair spend a few hours there. A-yuan is taking a snack break when a woman comes up to them.

"He's

#WarprizeJiSeason where instead of the yllz asking for a warprize, lwj is offered up as one and is open to anyone.

Lwj was captured by wz after the CR burned and kept as a warprize, confined to his room unless brought out for celebratory dinners and such.

When the Wens fall, they find lwj locked up in his room. He thinks he can go home.

He cannot.

The cultivation world no longer trusts him. He was with the Wens for far too long. Who's to say he didn't become loyal to them?

The sects think of ideas. Imprisoning him or sending him to a labor camp

#WarprizeJiSeason where lwj is given to wwx as a concubine in an attempt for the sects to extend a hand a friendship, but lwj doesn't want to be there (for the thread, wangxian don't know one another)

When lwj arrives and wwx is told what he's there for, wwx is adamant that he doesn't need a concubine and that lwj doesn't have to stay.

However, as wq points out, it would be seen as disrespectful for refuse the sects gift and would tarnish lwj reputation, so they both agree on lwj staying. Nothing will be expected of him though.

Wwx gives him his own