Women for Ken “Popehat” White who love and support @popehat. Strong, pit bull, sex symbol, no nonsense, and RICO and food truck oriented. Tweets NOT by Ken.
May 7, 2019 • 12 tweets • 7 min read
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Judge: Mr. Avenatti this Court will be appointing counsel for you.
Avenatti: Who?
The instrumental theme of @LRCkcrw ATPL plays louder and louder
Judge: I’ll appoint Ken White
Avenatti: But he’s a nobody! Everybody calls me and tells me so!
Meanwhile somewhere in the greater LA, @Popehat is giddy in anticipation of the funnel cake he is about to order from the food truck.
Suddenly, Ken is struck by a sharp, stabbing pain behind his ey that will not relent causing him to return to his office without funnel cake.
