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Oct 23, 2023 30 tweets 9 min read
NBA City Jersey review thread.

Atlanta Hawks
1.4/10

That’s Times New Roman. Image Boston Celtics
1.6/10

Pee-stained underwear. Image
Jan 21, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
back-to-back nights Cleveland gets no Steph, no Giannis, no Donovan. nobody is blaming the players for being injured or managing their bodies, but it is becoming very clear most stars are going to miss double-digit regular season games this year. whatever the reason. the only impact that will result in change is economic. NBA is abt to make a gazillion dollars on the new tv rights deal. season tix + day-of-game box office tix will still sell out. but noticeable diminishing returns on product quality have begun. checks still clear regardless.
Jan 21, 2023 23 tweets 6 min read
Basketball Is Beautiful™, the thread:

Apr 30, 2022 14 tweets 1 min read
going to thread all of the self-inflicted stupid things the Timberwolves do as this game progresses. let's start with that unsolicited KAT running sky hook from 20 feet and nobody under the rim to reboud. Wolves take foul with the Grizzlies in the bonus, 3 mins left 3Q.
Jan 12, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
Devin Booker upset that the Raptors mascot, the only fan in the building, is behind the hoop distracting him with the game on the line. Refs send him to timeout in the corner.
Jan 10, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
holy SHIT (!!!) Ja Morant WHAT????? Image
May 29, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
This is the unsafest 14-point lead in NBA history This is the unsafest 11-point lead in NBA history