Writerer, comedy stuff, kayaker, occasionally talks to seals, friend of ravens. 6ft3 and 215lbs...
Oct 16, 2019 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
okay @harriekd
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene,
I’m begging of you please just back my plan.
Arlene, Arlene, Arlene, Arlene,
Please don’t screw me, just because you can.
My beauty is beyond compare
To pole dancers with long blonde hair
And companies that need some folding green.
I won’t recall that pipe bomb thing
Or all those crazy songs you sing
My deal can’t be complete without, Arlene
I’m seeing Russians in my sleep
They’ll break my legs and drop me deep
I’m crying when I call your name, Arlene...