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Open access Classical Chinese translations. If elected my primary duty will be to express and satiate the will of the cereal biome whose creature I am.
Oct 4 22 tweets 5 min read
I've been wanting to do a thread on this for ages, but didn't have time. However, @St_Rev inspired me, so here it goes: what is enlightenment? The conventional lay perspective (heavily influenced by the various streams of Buddhism) is that it's primarily based around a radical sense of detachment.
Jul 30 6 tweets 2 min read
This story deserves to be better known outside of China. The 18 signatories of the Xiaogang document were unsung heroes of legalism - freeing themselves from oppression not by violent revolt but by designing a new system of incentives to which to subject themselves. (1/n) The original contract document
The signers, Yan Junchang, Yan Hongchang (the ringleader), Guan Youjiang, Yan Jinchang, Yan Fuchang, Han Guoyun, Yan Xuechang, Yan Meichang, Yan Lixue, Yan Lihua, Yan Guopin, Yan Jiaqi, Guan Youshen, Yan Lifu, Yan Likun, Guan Tingzhu, Guan Youzhang, Yan Jiazhi.
Having lost around half their population during the great leap forward, they made a secret agreement stating that henceforth each family would have rights to the produce from their own plots - secretly reversing collectivisation.
Apr 16 15 tweets 4 min read
The Book of Songs is very intriguing. It's written in language that is so archaic that even literati struggle. Result: we can't tell which parts are bucolic folk songs about fucking in hedgerows, and which are clever political allegories involving fucking in hedgerows. (1/n) Image The songs in the book seem mainly to be from the first half of the Zhou dynasty, and contain a mix of idyllic rural lyrics, praise and condemnation of the ruling class. According to tradition, they were collected as a form of early opinion polling. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classic_o…
Feb 18 41 tweets 19 min read
Confucian mourning gets depicted as a petty chore in later literature, a hypocritical and exhausting simulation of grief. And it was, but it was also very Lovecraftian. So get ready to howl, stomp and fill up your skull pot; let’s look at the stranger side of things. (1/n)Image
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The first thing you have to do when you find out that someone you’re officially supposed to feel sad for (including high-ranking officials but not necessarily your divorced mother) is to cry. Seems natural right? Not so fast. It has to be the right kind of crying. Image
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Oct 14, 2024 18 tweets 9 min read
Most days I reshare a Warring States or Han Dynasty hanfu post from Xiaohongshu, something like this: But how historically accurate are they? (1/n) Modern recreations of Warring States and Han Dynasty hanfu tend to be pretty similar The issue with this is that it’s based on records that come almost exclusively from the Han dynasty, which people have extrapolated backwards.
Apr 28, 2024 8 tweets 2 min read
This reminded me of one of the more interesting deaths in the Stratagems: King Min of Qi. Min was killed by one of his own generals, Nao Chi, in a last ditch attempt to save the kingdom from Min's autistically obtuse approach to human resource management.

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The mechanics of Min's death must have been clear to original readers, but are pretty confusion from a modern perspective. My best guess is that some sort of positional asphyxia was involved. Possibly Min was hung up by his wrists or similar.
Feb 15, 2024 6 tweets 2 min read
With this one simple trick (reconstructed Old Chinese pronunciation) you can turn Sima Qian's biography of Qin Shihuang from a regular historical chronicle into pure H. P. Lovecraft. warringstates.wixsite.com/warringstates/…

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(Yes, he was called Drew.)
Dec 8, 2023 19 tweets 6 min read
Been meaning to do this since @Paracelsus1092 published this great article...

Atheism in Ancient China (1/n)
Image The Warring States period often gets compared (by lazy historians) to the axial age in Europe. In fact, it was far more like the Enlightenment.
Oct 17, 2023 42 tweets 11 min read
Pangu: A thread of dark speculations about Chinese industrial policy, some 治ing of 水, and the secret language of the storm dragons (1/n) Image There’s a full length post on the Site That Dare Not Speak Its Name (), but here’s the tldr. xianyangcb.sabstuck.com
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Jul 2, 2023 14 tweets 5 min read
It's probably a bad time to be posting threads, but I guess I'll just RT when things are back to normal. I promised Confucian agent-based models, and I refuse to disappoint the two guys on here who actually like my tech threads. (1/n) This thread is pretty much entirely a summary of work done by Jonathan Sim, who -in a very strange coincidence that I just discovered - was working on ancient Chinese agent-based models at NUS at the same time as me, though our paths never crossed.
Jun 18, 2023 23 tweets 7 min read
If you've been following advances in AI (and if you're following an account dedicated to ancient Chinese memes I can't see why you wouldn't), you'll have noticed some... divergences in opinion regarding a certain paper.

So let's dive in. (There'll be some Daoism further on.) N/1

The tldr is that the paper claimed that GPT4 was acing MIT maths papers when prompted correctly, contrary to the findings of previous research. There are multiple problems with this, notably that information crucial to solving the problems may have been included in the prompts:
Jun 11, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
Jun 9, 2023 26 tweets 4 min read
Classical Chinese as a spoken language: an enquiry. (1/n) Classical Chinese, as everyone knows, is not currently a spoken language. What fewer people are aware of - even within China - is that it was probably never a spoken language.
Apr 20, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Neat thread. It's worth remembering if you specialise in late warring states content (like me) that there's a reason Chu was so big and so strange... @przidnt1 @W_T_Han sing me the song of your people
Mar 20, 2023 6 tweets 3 min read
If learning is an uncomplicated mechanistic process, then it can be done by entities that are not human, or even alive. Image In other words: it is much easier to reason about artificial intelligence from either a Confucian or a Daoist perspective than a modern one. Image
Mar 20, 2023 10 tweets 3 min read
Thread: how the Qin rulers turned their state into a machine for learning, and how we can emulate their methods (1/n) xianyangcb.substack.com/p/artificial-i… I've talked about the differences between Confucian and Daoist understandings of learning before:
Mar 5, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
In media you see all emperors back to Yao and Huangdi wearing mianfu (i.e. the outfit with the bead curtain hat. Actually Qin Shihuang got rid of it and it didn't come back until mid-way through the Han dynasty. Another take on it:
Mar 1, 2023 26 tweets 9 min read
Who followed Duke Mu to the grave?
Ziche Yansi.
And this Yansi,
Was a man above a hundred.
When he came to the grave,
He looked terrified and trembled...

Let's talk about human sacrifice (1/n) Preserved Shang Dynasty human sacrifice (or more likely a mo There's an idea that has grown up in popular thought that the Shang dynasty (c. 1600–1045 BC) was recklessly prolific when it came to human sacrifice, a proclivity to which the Zhou (1046–256 BC) nobility put an immediate stop after taking charge. Human sacrifice largely disappears from the historical and a
Feb 10, 2023 31 tweets 13 min read
THE ELDER ONES

₋ Bₑᵢ𝚗g ᵥₐᵣᵢₒᵤ𝘴 S𝚝ₒᵣᵢₑ𝘴 ₐ𝚋ₒᵤ𝚝 T𝓱ₑ T𝓱ₑₒᵣy ₐ𝚗𝚍 Pᵣₐ𝚌𝚝ᵢ𝚌ₑ ₒf ᵢᗰᗰₒᵣ𝚝ₐᄂᵢ𝚝y ₋ Explorer confronting a shoggoth in a cave A while back I did a thread about The Flock of Ba-Hui, a wonderful little book of Lovecraftian horror translated from Chinese. In this thread I'm going to go into more detail about one of the stories in particular (spoilers ho).
Feb 8, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
Man on internet advises army to fight more like they do in the movies, nerds rejoice. ImageImageImage Fwiw: there's a treaty under which they're not allowed to bring guns within a certain distance of the disputed border. These fights are shoving matches intended to blow off steam and instill patriotic sentiment.
Feb 5, 2023 4 tweets 3 min read
Reposting this to fix an error:

Coming at 3pm CET, 10pm Singapore time, the first Cold Food Cafe since the holidays: Meditation II (this time it's personal) with @aneeshm We're going to be doing the first non-Chinese text we've tackled: Chapter Eleven of Abhinavagupta's Tantrasāra (“The Essence of the Tantras”), “The Descent of Power”. hareesh.org/blog/2021/1/6/…