early friendship shape shifters wangxian who wwx finds who he thinks is lwj in bunny form and scoops him up and has a full conversation with him only to run into lwj

lwj, unreasonably jealous: who's that
wwx: ITS NOT YOU? it's the first time wwx sees lwj thump his foot in indignation in human form.

beautiful mountain teen lwj going to yunmeng for the first time and experiencing the world's worst humidity in the world and suddenly has imperfect hair and is sweaty and is completely internally panicking about it and wwx is like "heh" lwj: visibly sweating
wwx: are u hot lan zhan?
lwj: no

lwj: smoothing his hair for the 6th time
wwx: who's mastered humidity hair management: want me to fix your hair?
lwj: offended, aroused, confused, tempted: no

street racing au where the notorious yllz is unbeaten on the streets. drives with a recklessness just asking for death and never shows his face. the race world fears him but lwj is intrigued. no racer is undefeatable. then he sees it, a notice of a meet that yllz is holding the notice says drivers race for their cars, against him, and if they lose, their car is forfeit. it's a wild wager. most drivers wouldn't take yllz head on especially not when they would likely lose their cars.

Happy No-Nut November friends: Here's a threadfic borne out of @uwibbit and i's dm's.

wwx is scrolling twitter, lounging lazily on their couch when he says to his husband, 'Lan Zhan, do you know what no nut november is?'

lwj blinks at him over his reading glasses, 'no' wwx smirks, 'ah lan zhan, you should scroll twitter more, it's so educational. anyway, no nut november, what do you think it means?'

lwj thinks for a moment, 'perhaps, abstaining from the consumption of nuts, and those in the nut family, in awareness for the top food allergy?'

modern au where wwx and lwj are new roomates and it's been 3 weeks and the only at home socks lwj wears are variations of these:
And wwx thinks, well he's got to be kidding right? like, playing a cute prank on his new roomate for kicks and giggles, but this /is/ lwj isnt it? and lwj has never played a prank in the 15 years they've known each other.