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Nov 9, 2022 13 tweets 3 min read
IM GLAD YOU ASKED BECAUSE IVE GIVEN THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT OVER THE YEARS. BEHOLD: JASON VOORHEES: EVERYBODY THINKS OF JASON AS PART 6 JASON THE INVULNERABLE ZOMBIE BUT THATS ALL FANTASY BULLSHIT. THE FACT IS JASON IN PARTS 2 3 AND 4 IS JUST A DUMB CLUMSY HILLBILLY. ID PUMMEL THAT FARM FUCKER INTO CHICKENFEED
Nov 7, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
HAHAHAHAHAHA FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST BRING BACK GATEKEEPING ImageImage MAIN THING I REMEMBER ABOUT 3:10 TO YUMA WAS WHAT A PITIFUL FUCKING SADSACK BALE WAS. ALL HOBBLING AROUND AND UTTERLY USELESS WHILE ROCKSTAR CROWE FEELS SORRY FOR HIM AND JUST KINDA LETS HIM HANG AROUND. PATHETIC
Sep 26, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
HAHAHAHA DRIVING THROUGH DOWNTOWN EARLIER I WAS PROFOUNDLY ANNOYED BY THE PLAGUE OF SUBURBAN LIONS FANS THAT HAD DESCENDED UPON MY CITY. THE THOUGHT OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS GETTING HORSE-KICKED IN THE BALLS BRINGS ME NO SMALL AMOUNT OF SATISFACTION AND THIS IS THE SIGNATURE SNAKEBITTEN TOUCH THAT MAKES THIS TRULY THE LIONS OWN. WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS ImageImage