1. You're not alone. 2. It may be simply a case of misunderstanding. They speak their own language, the beauty of which lies in its simplicity.
This dictionary helps you translate SJW talk into English and achieve word peace.
SJW-English Dictionary 01
A wonderful, equal, just and fair political system. Every good person wants to live in it. (The only exception are the people who actually live under socialism. They usually try to escape from it, the ungrateful bastards!)
SJW-English Dictionary 02
1. preferential treatment 2. quotas to ensure preferential treatment 3. suppressing others to ensure preferential treatment 4. I don't care why I'm behind. I shouldn't be. 5. equality