CAUTION: May contain sarcasm. And occasional irony. Traces of facetiousness. Outright lies guaranteed.
Jun 16, 2019 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
The cat is in the next room and not only is it miaowing loudly enough that I can hear it, it’s somehow managing to miaow with a questioning intonation, and the most remarkable part of all this is that we don’t have a cat.
I need to emphasise: we don’t have a cat.