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CTO, Leader, Mentor, Nerd, Coach. You'll find tweets on software, humor, education, teams and careers. DMs open
May 3, 2024 10 tweets 2 min read
I just reviewed your resume without needing to read it. Here's my feedback, but first a reaction GIF.

Onward to the review:

1️⃣ Repeat after me: "Adjective soup. Makes me puke". Once more for letting it sink in: "Adjective soup. Makes me puke". 2️⃣ We've collectively agreed; no "objective," please. You're not going to thrive in a dynamic environment and utilize your skills. You're here to deliver value and get compensated in return.
Jun 28, 2021 32 tweets 8 min read
Catchphrases & workplace wisdom. A collection of pithy one-liners and phrases I often repeat and lean on, during work conversations. They are good advice, IMO. YEMD; your experience may differ.

Some are original; some s̶t̶o̶l̶e̶n̶ inherited, some through reading & research. 👇🏼 1/ 🌟 Calls for alignment, docs for information exchange

Synchronous = time overlap. What happens when they're not available simultaneously? Or if one person is on leave? Someone else has conflicting commitments? Oops. Documents are better for information sharing.