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Adam Mordecai, may or may not be notable Profile picture
Adam Mordecai, may or may not be notable
@advodude
Dad/Writer/Creative Director. Taking a break from politics. Writing a sci-fi novel about sexist aliens @lighthousewrite Book Project. ADHD prev: @upworthy
Dec 18, 2022 • 15 tweets • 6 min read
Starting a social site called Musker. The rules:
1. You can say what you’re working on.
2. No sharing the link tho.
3. No RTing anyone.
4. Usernames are banned.
1B. You have to be super vague.
5. Writers are banned.
6. No Uggos.
7. Tesla owners can share good porn links. 8. Anyone who shares something I said that contradicts these rules is banned/ getting a libel suit.
9. You have to delete your other social apps before you can join.
10. You have to link your bank account so I can see you aren’t banging other sites.
11. Call me Webdaddy. Haha.
Dec 17, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
The facts are these.
1. A chihuahua I room with refused to eat dinner.
B. Someone gained access to our basement, shredding some MILK chocolate gold coins.
III. Yet another vandal left a brown pile of chocolate goo in Sizzles’ favorite hoarding spot.

I WILL find the vandal. Yes, Sizzles has eaten milk chocolate before. But he knows better now. So it couldn’t be him. He’s innocent. I raised him better than that. And his sister only eats her own poop. She too is innocent. So maybe I’ll interrogate my offspring.
Dec 16, 2022 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
Dr. Evil: We will kill the Musky Twitterman with a missile. Find the plane tweeter!
Minion: Banned. Here's a public info link tho.
D: Where is it now?
M: Austin.
D: The missile?
M: The plane. Missile is in Gary.
D: Is he on it?
M: No idea.
D: Eff it. Let's just mint cat NFTs. M: why do you want to take him out?
D: I don't. I wish to kill him.
M: Why?
D: He banned my German assassin for his arm logo.
#1: Actually, he unbanned him.
D: Oh, nevermind... Why is the Missile in Gary?
M: The militia said we can grab it whenever. Scott said he'll get to it.
Dec 15, 2022 • 17 tweets • 8 min read
My journey to learn the details of the Trump Trading Cards has been AMAZING. The fine print is some next-level grift.
1. I presumed it was a set of actual physically printed Trump cards for $99. They are NFTs.
B. It's $99 PER CARD.
III. You don't get to pick. It's Random. 4. You can "win prizes." Like a golf trip. Or a cocktail hour. With Trump.
5. But you have to pay ALL expenses to get there and while there.
6. It's black tie optional.
Dec 13, 2022 • 9 tweets • 4 min read
My verified Twitter account fine print is throwing shade at me, accusing me of only being verified because my dad was in the same twitter frat. I'm still not paying the $8 chapter dues. The frat president sucks. He's gonna get us put on double secret probation. Image The #TwitterBlue fraternity is the crappiest frat on campus. Their parents paid to make sure they didn't have to be vetted. They bribed their way in, and there's no way I'm letting any of them into one of our sweet parties. Also they give off a predator vibe, just sayin.
Jan 28, 2020 • 20 tweets • 11 min read
THREAD: The term “electable” is dumb. I watched my hero Howard Dean lose to an “electable” candidate. Mondale, Dukakis, Gore, and Kerry were “electable." They all lost. Obama excited people. And they showed up. You know who else excites people? @ewarren. #AllOfUs4Warren It should be no surprise to anyone who follows me that I join #AllOfUs4Warren in endorsing @ewarren. I started covering her when I was at Upworthy. She had a habit of holding government officials accountable in senate hearings. She’d make senate hearings “go viral.”
Oct 19, 2017 • 26 tweets • 6 min read
I think it’s more complicated than that, which I will explain when I’m not driving. OK. So, climate issues, obviously, are more challenging to get eyes on. IMHO, because of the following reasons.
1. Climate Change as a concept is not about people, it's a complex and nuanced science thinger that can be hard to grasp.