I fly planes and love brown puggles. I have an amazing wife and and TWO adorable daughters. 🌐
Sep 8, 2018 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
1/7 - You got arrested, making today one of the worst days of your life. You think you're innocent, but that doesn't really matter because here you are, sitting behind bars. Things are pretty bad. (Thread)
2/7 - You've been accused of disorderly conduct, so it's not like you murdered someone! Maybe you can fight this thing and win. But you really just wanna go home. You wanna hug your wife and hold your daughter and let them know that you're ok.