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Jun 8 24 tweets 4 min read
— • #rariorine stalker professor ratio veritas x virgin student camboy aventurine

dirty talk, profanities, masturbation


It was a mistake at first. Veritas should know there’s nothing good from clicking the link that one of his flirty students — Aventurine sent him. Image He notices that the student has a /thing/ for him but he ignores it.

(Later he will admit that he did enjoy the attention given to him).

Perhaps it was curiousity or perhaps he was intrigued of what could happen if he clicked the link.
Mar 29 11 tweets 2 min read
Let’s have Aventurine isekai au in which Book Aventurine is Sunday’s fiancee. Sunday is the crown prince who will use this so called fiancee who’s head over heels to take the throne. Then after everything, “Aventurine”in the story will be hanged for treason. Obviously Real Life Aventurine won’t let his end like that. The first thing he must do is to break off the engagement, but it will be hard to do just that.

Luckily, that he knows those who married the Royalty should be a /virgin/ what with the Royalty Magic thing.
Dec 2, 2023 16 tweets 4 min read
— • #haikaveh celebrity au

In which they were exes but had to star a movie together. During the filming time, apparently Tighnari as Kaveh’s manager booked the wrong timetable.


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“I’m sorry,” Tighnari says on the other line. “We can arrange something else.”

It’s already so late after the first day of filming and even it they can find another place to stay, the closest hotel is still some miles away.

“It’s not your fault, Nari,” Kaveh smiles.
Nov 1, 2023 18 tweets 3 min read
— • #haikaveh au , angst, tragedy, major character death 🩸


31st October used to be one of Kaveh’s favourite festive seasons of the year. The costume, the dressing ups, the little tricks and treats, and most of all it it was a day before their anniversary Kaveh still remembered how Alhaitham and him got together on the 1st November. It was after they did their door to door “trick or treat”. Of course Alhaitham didn’t want to at first, but then Kaveh managed to drag that lazyass Alhaitjam.
Oct 10, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
— • dark #haikaveh thriller horror implied cannibalism


🏛️: Hmm, I don’t remember buying this carpet before
🌱: I bought it
🏛️: Seriously? This colour? Yellow?
🌱: Your hair is yellow and I don’t see anything’s wrong with it 🏛️: That’s different! Anyway, what are we eating today?
🌱: What are you thinking of?
🏛️: Something sweet, the last time we ate, it was horrible. The meat was too old
(Because it was)
🌱: We can go a bit further this time
🏛️: Sure thing, should we invite Cyno and Tighnari?
Oct 2, 2023 32 tweets 6 min read
— • #haikaveh with stalker x yandere (guess who is which) hwhw 👀


Everyone has accepted that there is a time limit in dating Alhaitham. A week is the most. Sometimes if they are lucky enough, it can be stretched to a month. However, it’s so rare that they don’t dare to take the risk. No one really knows when it started. It just one person dating Alhaitham then next week they will avoid Alhaitham like he’s a plague. If they even hear Alhaitham’s name, they will prefer to cut their ears.

Too extreme, but it happens to almost all of Alhaitham’s exes.
Jul 9, 2023 28 tweets 5 min read
Usually they do it raw, but tonight Alhaitham wants to try something different.

Kaveh doesn’t know what is going on right now. He just hopes that Tighnari can’t listen to him moaning. He tries so hard to cover his mouth, but Alhaitham is thrusting him at the right angle. The only thing he hates is the condom stopping him from fully having Alhaitham’s dick.

“Ngghh ♡.”

But curse Alhaitham for having such a great skill in bed. Even with that, all the thrusting and pacing are right. Kaveh’s head is so fuzzy in pleasure.
Jul 9, 2023 24 tweets 5 min read
— • #haikaveh short au 🔞🔞 @haikavehweek #HaiKavehWeek2 — body worship / kaveh’s birthday


Just alhaitham and kaveh being alhaitham and kaveh. And oh of course Nahida with her obsession for grandkids from haikaveh

Implied cynonari
Cw tw // orgasm denial , fleshlight , exhibitionist , belly bulge , ripped condom , drunk Kaveh
Jun 27, 2023 38 tweets 7 min read
— • Haikaveh rebirth reincarnation omegaverse time travel au

Cw tw // implied cheating , alhaitham x nilou , miscarriage , stillbirth , arranged marriage


Kaveh wakes up, gasping for air as he sits in the bed. He looks around to make sure that he’s not dreaming. The room looks familiar. The white wall and the sky wallpaper on the ceiling. Not to mention the hideous furniture inside it. This is /their/ room, he could never forget it. The question is, didn’t he just get hit by a truck just now?

He can still feel the aching, the pain.
May 31, 2023 25 tweets 6 min read
Imagine #haikaveh nsfw au in which Kaveh is a masochist but has a bad experiences with his bed partner. They all assume cause he’s a masochist that he likes pain and goes over the board. When Kaveh almost gives up, Dehya introduces him to Alhaitham, who’s the epitome of vanilla. cw tw // bdsm , harmful
💄 (Dehya): How was it?
🏛️: Terrible, do all these people think just cause I’m a masochist they can do whatever they want?
💄: Lol, what did the last one do to you?
🏛️: Urgh it’s horrible, he thought using wax and knife is good idea
💄: Ouch and then?
May 29, 2023 22 tweets 1 min read
Omg I need your help cause I’m bored here. Let’s try #haikaveh this and that kind of thing?? Slight nsfw too 👉🏻👈🏻 love to know your hc too hehe, this is for research purposes 👀

Who has weird taste in food/drink Who’s the kinkier one?
May 29, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
Right imagine #haikaveh slight nsfw

Kaveh groans as Alhaitham’s desire is slowly filling him. He knows that /it’s big/ but not until now — not until he fully have all of that desire inside him that he fully understand how huge Alhaitham’s desire. How it throbs inside Kaveh. At first it hurts, but then as time passes by, it becomes pleasurable to the point Kaveh starts moaning.

Alhaitham thrusts his desire faster once Kaveh has truly adjusted to it. As if drowning in the sea, Kaveh’s gasping for air. “More~~ moreh.”
May 25, 2023 17 tweets 4 min read
Tbh I love the #haikaveh idea that Alhaitham looks weak and with witty mouth, he doesn’t have any friend. Kaveh feels sad for the younger one and decides to be friend him. He just doesn’t know that Alhaitham is actually strong, rich, and infamously popular. 🏛️: /sees 🌱 sits on the roof during lunchtime eating a bread/ what are you eating there?
🌱: Clearly you can see it’s a bread, Senior
🏛️: Hufft! You can’t just eat bread, it’s unhealthy! Give it to me! /forcefully takes the bread and shoves a bento box to 🌱/
May 20, 2023 46 tweets 9 min read
— • #haikaveh exchanging hearts au
Angst , hurt , no comfort , past #taruveh


Kaveh has always loved the idea of exchanging hearts. He thinks that it’s a romantic and such a heartwarming gesture. Everytime he sees his parents carefully taking care of each other’s heart, he wants something like that too.

So little Kaveh decided to try his first exchanging heart with a boy in his kindergarten school. He couldn’t recall the other’s face or even their name anymore.

Little Kaveh and little no name were still too young to understand.
Apr 30, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
— Yes, Father
a #kaeluc fanfiction for diluc's birthday

— priest!kaeya x virgin altar boy!diluc
𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑒𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑤

Intinya cuma kaeluc gituan di ruang pengakuan Image cw tw //
🔥 older kaeya x underage diluc
🔥 virgin sex , loss of virginity , dub con , semi public sex , manipulative kaeya
🔥 grooming , pedophile sort of , exhibitionism , dead dove (?)
🔥 Don't Like? Don't Read!
🔥 Proceed at your own risk!

Thanks C:
Apr 29, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
Haikaveh with my own hc and translation 🫶🤣

Translation: I want to eat with my wai — I mean roommate, and I need to soothe him. He’s not in good mood. Please ask an easy question. Image Translation: I don’t have time with my wife and he’s sulking. I need to do something quickly Image
Apr 29, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
I kinda want a pampering Alhaitham so what if we have #haikaveh w/ fem! Kaveh in her period time

🏛️: You don’t love me! You don’t care!
🌱: What happened? Why’s our house like a mess?
🏛️: See! That’s the thing! You don’t even ask about me! None!
🌱: Kaveh, are you okay? 🏛️: Now you ask about me!
🌱: Do you want sth? I’ll prepare it for you /sits next to Kaveh in the sofa/
🏛️: /clings to Alhaitham like a Koala/ No, I hate you. I hate everything. Why are you not a woman instead then you’ll understand the pain!!!
🌱: Oh
🏛️: What oh?
Apr 28, 2023 26 tweets 5 min read
I have a quick pre-fwb #haikaveh au nsfw prompt


Alhaitham and Kaveh are roommates. Both of them bicker sometimes, argue who to do the dishes, but they live in harmony, in their own way. Except during their private time. Alhaitham always goes out on Friday or weekend night. As for Kaveh, he goes out usually on weekdays because working from home has it’s own benefit. The reason for this going out is simple — they are trying to satisfy their sexual 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑠

Fortunately they don’t have to speak it out loud as they understand this.
Apr 11, 2023 130 tweets 25 min read
#haikaveh soulmate and hanahaki ; mind the tags

cw tw // suicidal thoughts , self-harm , suicide , misunderstanding , painful , angst , tragedy , mcd , hurt no comfort

read at your own risk
— Ever since he was a child, Kaveh has always love the idea of his soulmate. He couldn't stop wondering anything about them.

How they would meet.

When they would be able to meet?

If his soulmate would like him?

Most of all, if he could be as lovey dovey like his parents.
Mar 22, 2023 13 tweets 3 min read
Imagine #haikaveh villain AU /death🩸

You know that quote? How the hero could sacrifice his beloved to save the world? But the villain will sacrifice the world to save his beloved?

Perhaps that’s what best to describe Alhaitham as he stares at the sleeping figure on the bed. The blonde’s eyes are closed for as long as he can remember. It is his /fault/ at some point. He will do anything to rectify it even if he has to /kill/ everyone

“He won’t… urgh… he won’t approve of this, Alhaitham.”

He turns around. So many bodies lying on the floor.
Mar 5, 2023 18 tweets 4 min read
— • #haikaveh office au 🔞

Secretary Alhaitham x CEO Kaveh

It’s not a secret in the Kshahrewar office that CEO Kaveh and his secretary have something going on behind the closed door.
Many have been the ‘victim’ of their so not closed affection. One incident with their poor intern, Bennett, for example. He was told to bring coffee to Kaveh’s office and he did his best not to drop anything. When he was in front of the door, he heard a desperate sound behind it.

Thinking that his CEO was probably in danger —