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hi im al i love to embarrass fictional characters | 29 yo | minors dni | kksk & inosaku | header by @oholivie | she/her
Jun 24, 2022 • 25 tweets • 5 min read
camp counsellors #kakasaku | sfw

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"Chicken."

Kakashi had never been goaded by any insult, much less one as unimaginative as "chicken", but the derisive snort and snooty upturned nose was a little more grating.

Still, he shrugged and went back to his book. He understood her. People like her needed attention. They needed /reaction./ All her huffing and puffing was just for the sake of garnering an audience.

Except that he was the only person around, and all the times he'd seen her huff and puff and blow through the campsite, she had seemed generally
Jun 17, 2022 • 167 tweets • 29 min read
#kakasaku | nsfw | cw: age-swap, dirty talk, degradation, femdom, breeding kink

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If anyone had told him five months ago that his wildest dreams would be coming true, he would have defected from the village in shame.

Pure, unadulterated shame. These days, he hardly knew what shame was. He certainly didn't have any.

He wasn't sure when it started. Maybe when he was ten, and had developed a massive crush on his sensei's girlfriend. Maybe when he was fifteen and realized his sensei wasn't terribly nice to her.
Jun 16, 2022 • 259 tweets • >60 min read
#kakasaku | nsfw | contains: (sort of?) fake dating, accidental voyeurism, improper use of shadow clones, orgasm denial

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"You look good together," the restaurant owner said with a warm smile as Sakura was forced, yet again, to pay for Kakashi's tab. If she had a ryo for every time she heard that, she wouldn't be mad about having to constantly pay for his meals.

She clamped down on her annoyance; it wasn't this lady's fault that Kakashi was a cheap bastard, and she'd made a common mistake.
May 13, 2022 • 37 tweets • 7 min read
#kakasaku | nsfw | college au
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When Sakura suggests they take a break from studying and watch a movie, Kakashi is reluctant but inevitably agrees.

That was probably his first mistake. He has a feeling he shouldn’t have agreed to this early on, but he can’t quite place why. Eventually, the nervous knot in his stomach does ease, though, and he convinces himself he’s just being paranoid.
Mar 30, 2022 • 29 tweets • 5 min read
In his thirty-nine years, Kakashi could remember exactly one time he had been on vacation. He wasn't entirely sure it even counted, considering he'd been five, and all he could really remember about it was how overwhelmed by it all he had been. The blinding sun, the deafening crash of the waves, the smell of salt in the air, the unbearable heat of the sand beneath his feet, and the sickly sweet taste of cheap, melting ice cream on his tongue.
Mar 25, 2022 • 40 tweets • 7 min read
today i have no original thoughts, only lust.
#kakasaku | nsfw
cw: choking, gagging

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“Mmph—fuck—/Kakashi…/”

Kakashi shushed Sakura with a sharp hiss, his hand tightening on her neck and his mouth slotting over hers to muffle her moans. Her wavering sighs and broken groans were quieter, but there was nothing he could do about the sound of their skin connecting wetly, again and again, as his hips collided with her thighs.

She grunted into his mouth with each thrust, her nails biting into the back of his neck.
Mar 23, 2022 • 35 tweets • 6 min read
gdi im sorry i can't RESIST
#kakasaku | nsfw | cw: some SERIOUS size kink

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"I can't believe I'm gonna be stuck like this until tomorrow!" Sakura squeaked indignantly, swimming around in his bathroom sink, when she was /supposed/ to be bathing. "Hurry up, or I'm going to unplug the sink," he threatened, leaning down close to blow onto the water, creating a ring of disruptive waves around her.

She glared at him, her bright green eyes peeking over the edge of the water, drawing him in closer.
Mar 23, 2022 • 17 tweets • 4 min read
Peace and Quiet | sfw | #kakasaku

"You're a disgrace to shinobi everywhere," Kakashi said with a sigh, crouched down in the grass, holding his hand out as a peace offering.

"This is your fault, Hatake!" a squeaky voice filtered up to his ears. He stared down at her tiny pink head, her face flushed with anger and tilted all the way back so she could look at him from where she stood amidst blades of grass as tall as she was.

He sighed once more, wiggling his fingers pointedly, waiting for her to hop on.