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Feb 8, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Google, a $1.28 trillion company, lost $100 billion today cause its AI bot committed an error. You can’t make this shit up OpenAI, ChatGPT’s parent entire valuation is $29 billion
Feb 6, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
Bed Bath & Beyond is up 94% since announcing it’s basically insolvent Up another 52% in 15 minutes. Totally normal. This is why it’s called a meme stock
Mar 20, 2022 12 tweets 1 min read
Inflation stings most if you earn less than $300K. Here's how to deal

A thread 🧵: ➡️ Don’t move.
Jan 12, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read
THE YEAR IS 2021. Thread 👇🏻

CALLER:
Is this Pizza Delight?

GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Delight last month. CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER:
My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni& mushrooms