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Apr 3 • 24 tweets • 5 min read
Tariff memes. A thread 🧵:
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Mar 26 • 39 tweets • 9 min read
The most iconic photos and memes in history.
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Tank Man
Mar 9 • 32 tweets • 8 min read
The most iconic images and memes of JD Vance
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1. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance”
Mar 8 • 54 tweets • 12 min read
JD Vance as the U.S. Presidents
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1. JD Washington 2. JD Adams
Mar 3 • 37 tweets • 8 min read
For every 1,000 likes I’ll make JD Vance’s face bigger
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Feb 28 • 48 tweets • 12 min read
For every 1000 likes I’ll make Zelensky smaller
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Feb 6 • 29 tweets • 7 min read
For every 100 likes, I’ll make AOC fatter
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Feb 8, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Google, a $1.28 trillion company, lost $100 billion today cause its AI bot committed an error. You can’t make this shit up
OpenAI, ChatGPT’s parent entire valuation is $29 billion
Feb 6, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Bed Bath & Beyond is up 94% since announcing it’s basically insolvent
Up another 52% in 15 minutes. Totally normal. This is why it’s called a meme stock
Mar 20, 2022 • 12 tweets • 1 min read
Inflation stings most if you earn less than $300K. Here's how to deal
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➡️ Don’t move.
Jan 12, 2021 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
THE YEAR IS 2021. Thread 👇🏻
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Delight?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Delight last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni& mushrooms