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Alyssa 🌻
@alyssaleann
Interior Designer. Chronic nuance-finder. Amateur renaissance woman. Has never had an original thought. You’ll like my husband more than me.
Oct 31, 2024 • 9 tweets • 8 min read
A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when he’s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and it’s fascinating

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Apr 20, 2024 • 7 tweets • 3 min read
Aside from being miserable + rude, people like this display the most boring lack of imagination I can fathom

Absolutely pathetic

And I usually just block and move on, but this time I want to make one thing very clear: I am adored

🧵 Image Nope, I’m not thin. This isn’t news to me

And this really bothers some people, but: I am treasured, I am adored, and not to be crude, but I have lots of sex (with the lights on) under the gaze of someone who likes what he sees

Not sorry if that fucks with your worldview