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Your garbage mom; wrote AND I DO NOT FORGIVE YOU; HAPPY PEOPLE DON’T LIVE HERE ‘25; rep’d by @KentDWolf; I just want you to be happy, honey, ON SUNNY HIATUS-ISH
Jul 12, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
Guys I do not know what crime I committed to deserve this but I have received the ugliest catalog I have ever seen and now that my eyeballs are permanently seared I need you to see it too, buckle up I struggled throughout yo figure out WHO this catalogue is for tbh - this one had me like, okay, probably McMansion owners trying to decorate a guest bedroom?