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Anbara Salam
@anbara_salam
Scottish/Palestinian. Pronounced like 'Ambra' (عنبرة). Author of HAZARDOUS SPIRITS @BaskervilleJMP @Tin_House 🍉 🌈
Dr Norlaine Thomas (She/Her) Profile picture Pat Mallette Profile picture 2 subscribed
Mar 16, 2020 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
As a public service in these stressful times I'd like to offer, as a palate cleanser, the most embarrassing moment of my life.

10ish years ago, my ex bf and I visited a spa in Germany. It's swimsuits in the pool but you have to be naked in the sauna. 

Btw I speak no German.  1/ Bf and I agree to meet in the café. I get undressed, grab a lil towel and go off to the sauna. There are 2 unmarked doors at the end of a corridor, I take a guess and go through the one on the left. 

It's not the door to the sauna. It's the fire escape.

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