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@andrecooksjm
I cook 🔥. Sometimes I say funny stuff 😂 andre(dot)cooks on Instagram
Jan 12, 2020 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Somebody with baby fever needs to read this:
1. Pregnancy requires monthly doctor's visits. More as time progresses.
2. Pregnancy requires a proper diet. Proper diet = more money.
3. Birthing a child takes $300k to $1mil...unless you're going to a public hospital 🙄 4. Prepare to buy 100+ diapers/month, for about 2 years. Then pull ups for a couple more years.
5. Prepare to buy a couple hundred baby wipes/month, for a couple years.
6. I hope breastfeeding is what y'all aim for with your kids, but prepare to still buy formula, up to 5 years