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Nov 8 15 tweets 6 min read
🍄𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞👻
I teamed up with Anna from the Mycologist’s Primer to bring you some delightfully eerie mushroom folklore. So put the kettle on, collect your rowan branch & salt, because we're talking devils, witches, troll cats, fae, will-o-wisps & more!🧵 Deluxe edition of Mycologist's Primer, on a mossy log
This Mycena chlorophos was found in Singapore and was so bright Callie found them glowing like tiny green lanterns from a distance, entirely at night. Of all the mushroom species that she has hunted, this is by far the brightest. From https://www.theguardian.com/environment/gallery/2022/jun/11/the-bioluminescent-world-of-glowing-lifeforms-in-pictures
Witch's butter (tremella mesenterica) 🧙‍♀️🧈 is a BRIGHT orange edible fungus. But if it's growing on your door or gate, that means you’ve been the target of a witch’s hex. The remedy? Stab the fungus & the witch will be forced to appear! That's one way to meet you new goth gf👀 Orange/yellow jelly fungus on a stick covered in moss and lichen, from https://www.mushroom-appreciation.com/witches-butter-species-foraging.html
Oct 8 12 tweets 6 min read
tysm for asking HERE IS MY LIST OF MUSHROOMS THAT ARE SCARIER THAN CHICKEN OF THE WOODS for all your Infected design needs 🧟‍♂️🍄

Starting STRONG with Clathrus Archeri, Devil's Fingers. This lil stinker smells like dead bodies to attract insects that help disperse its spores! 🧵 Red mushroom that looks like tentacles emerging from the ground. Image from https://picryl.com/media/clathrus-archeri-octopus-fungi-d812e5
Red mushroom that looks almost like tentacles erupting from an egg! Image from https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/8qi4gi/the_clathrus_archeri_fungus_resembles_alien/
It's closely related cousin, Clathrus ruber or Red Cage fungus. Both these friends "hatch" from "eggs" (grow from white spherical bases) that is full of green spore-bearing slime (called gleba)☺️ This friend ALSO smells like rotting meat. A red mushroom that looks like a lattice, spherical cage. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clathrus_ruber
Drawing by Geoffrey Kibby, shared by Bay Area Mycological Society at https://bayareamushrooms.org/mushroommonth/clathrus_ruber.html  Illustrated a red cage fungus emerging from its base.
Jun 28 8 tweets 3 min read
THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!

Our alien-looking pasta fungus is 🍄geomyces pannorum🍄 -- and this lil guy is truly WILD. It's an extremophile, meaning it can survive (and thrive) in conditions that are so extreme we consider them *generally* hostile to life. But not this guy.

🧵 G. pannorum is a cryophile/psychrophile, meaning it can survive in *very very cold conditions* like the arctic permafrost, or under a glacier, or antarctic soil 🥶
But it's pretty flexible and lives in soil all over! India or Antarctica, he's probably vibing in the dirt.
Jun 27 13 tweets 5 min read
Death caps are the MOST LETHAL mushrooms but scientists might have discovered an antidote and it’s… green dye? Like, the exact same colour as my hair?!?!

Buckle up for a deep dive into the most dangerous mushroom toxin ☠️, CRISPR cell mutations 🧬, antidote research 🧪
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Picture of two death cap mushrooms in front of a human skull. Photograph by Paul Kroeger, BC-based mycologist.
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The Death Cap mushroom is the kind of snack you only cronch once. Half a cap is enough to kill -- the main toxin has an LD50 (median lethal dose) of 0.3 mg which is similar to PLUTONIUM ☢️
And according to survivors, they’re pretty tasty. A truly forbidden snack. Chart showing the LD50 of various substances. Amatoxin, the toxin in death caps, would be second from the bottom if it were on the list. Full list of citations for this list are available here: https://thoughtscapism.com/2018/05/07/measures-of-toxicity/
Apr 21 25 tweets 9 min read
There are fungi at Chernobyl that EAT radiation and nuclear fallout – and that’s only the start of this wild story 🍄☢️

Buckle up for a wild thread about radioactive boars, fungal space suits, radiation-detecting fungi, black frogs and a good dose of hope! 🧵
A Ferris wheel at an abandoned amusement park in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone in Ukraine. PE3CHECK/GETTY
A dosimeter in hands with a level of radioactivity near mushrooms growing in the city of Pripyat, Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. Source: Adobe Stock, https://burgundyzine.com/radiotrophic-fungi-the-fungus-among-us-that-eat-radiation/
On 26 April 1986, a reactor at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant exploded. It destroyed the containment building and caused a reactor core fire that lasted 8 days, spraying airborne radioactive contaminants throughout the USSR and Europe 😨 Black and white image of reactor 4 after the explosion. Image from https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/jun/16/chernobyl-was-even-worse-than-tv-series-kim-willsher
Mar 6 14 tweets 3 min read
I've been thinking about D&D and the expectations we put on DMs 🧵
The DM "should" keep track of (and/or write) the world & all the NPCs, run combat, create a compelling story AND ALSO *out of game* the DM typically takes on organizational tasks and hosting. It's so much 😭 Some systems are designed to be more collaborative. In Kids on Bikes, the players create the world as much as the GM. In GMless systems, everyone shares the cognitive work equally. But it goes beyond the design, I think, into the culture of D&D.
Feb 14 25 tweets 8 min read
Fungi invented dirt, feed plants, and save the soil 🍄💚

Get your tea because it’s time to chat about how fungi are plants best friends, can revolutionize agriculture, and how the power of SOUND could help! Image of Schizophillum Commune (the splitgill mushroom). Image: Steve Axford, fungal photographer! / http://steveaxford.smugmug.com/  You really can't overstate how important fungi are to soil.

Back when the world was young, the land was just rock. Plants and fungi emerged from the water into a pretty barren, hostile landscape. The plants couldn’t break up the rocks, but the fungi could.
Feb 1 24 tweets 8 min read
FUNGUS IN SPACE!!! 🍄🚀

Equal parts cosmic horror and nature being metal, let's talk about the lichen that grew on the OUTSIDE of the International Space Station!

Get your tea and curl up, because I PROMISE you wanna hear about these fungal cosmonauts 🧑‍🚀
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Image of Xanthoria elegans, also known as Rusavskia elegans, commonly known as Sunburst Lichen, growing on a rock. It's bright orange!
Image from the ISS: Looking out of the 'Cupola,' an observation window of the ISS built by the European Space Agency. The dome weighs over 1800kg and is equipped with shutters in case of contact with micrometeorites and debris.   PHOTOGRAPH BY PAOLO NESPOLI AND ROLAND MILLER
Starting at the beginning:

In 1988, we first learned that fungi could survive in outer space in a VERY DRAMATIC WAY. Astronauts on the Russian space station Mir saw a strange film spreading across the OUTSIDE of a window.

This feels like something from the Magnus Archives 😨
Jan 18 13 tweets 4 min read
The fear of mushrooms is a direct result of British colonization🧵

Many mushrooms (mycorrhizal) only exist in forests and cannot be cultivated as agriculture. If there’s one thing colonizers hate, it’s anything that resists domination. Colourful mushrooms arranged like a bouquet. art work by Jill Bliss This cultural mycophobia is widely documented phenomenon. The term “fungophobia” was coined in 1887 by a British mycologist, William Delisle Hay, who was so frustrated at how the Brits hated mushrooms even while other europeans loved them. Image of a skull and devil surrounded by mushrooms. Toadstools, mushrooms, fungi, edible and poisonous (Plate VI), from Wikimedia.
Jan 16 13 tweets 6 min read
Since I already made a whole thread cyberbullying the mushroom emoji 🍄🍄, I think the time has FINALLY come for me to explain its iconic appearance.

Why is Amanita Muscaria red?
What are those little white polkadots?
Why does she have a little skirt?

Time to learn 🤓🍄🧵
3 Fly Agarics (Amanita Muscaria mushrooms) at different stages of growth. They all have red caps and white stipes. Image from Wikimedia. First: Is it red because it’s poisonous? Nope! You’re thinking of "aposematism": when animals use warning coloration to warn predators that they’re dangerous. Red is a fave colour, like with coral snakes or these cool frogs! But fungi don’t really use this. Bright red frog! The bright colours of this granular poison frog signal a warning to predators of its toxicity. Image from Wikimedia.
Jul 23, 2023 17 tweets 7 min read
While the Destroying Angel👼may be the beautiful killer of the mushroom world, the Death Cap is its legendary Reaper 💀🧢

Buckle up to learn how this quiet assassin spread around the world, killed emperors, and made its way onto restaurant plates.

CW for medical stuff, death Photo by Paul Kroeger of a mature and young death cap mushroom next to a human skull on the forest floor.   Photo from http://www.bccdc.ca/about/news-stories/stories/2020/death-cap-mushrooms-make-fall-appearance-in-urban-areas Amanita phalloides, commonly known as the Death Cap mushroom, is considered the world’s most poisonous mushroom. Just half of its sickly pale cap is enough to kill a human. I’ll get into the nitty gritty of poison, but first let’s talk about her ILLUSTRIOUS history. Illustration of a death cap mushroom as a grim reaper, weilding a scythe, by bermi.art
Jul 22, 2023 16 tweets 5 min read
A thread devoted to the most 💕Romantically Murderous💕 mushrooms:

the Destroying Angels 👼🔪

Settle in for an info dump about the celestial poisoners, what they taste like and why you should never, never eat them 🧵 A destroying angel mushroom is seen in Acra, N.Y., Wednesday, Aug. 20, 2008.  It's a white mushroom with a wide, flat cap and shaggy stipe. First off, the beautiful name. Destroying Angel is the common name for a few similar species of deadly all-white mushrooms in the genus Amanita (which host my favourite toxin, amatoxin -- more on that in a sec). Illustration of various amanita mushrooms -- they are all similarly shaped with long thing white stipes and wide caps.   Image is called "Amanita pantherina compared to closely related species" from wikicommons
Jul 21, 2023 12 tweets 4 min read
Let’s talk about mycotoxins! Starting with the worst hallucination trip ever.
CW for medical stuff, and accidental self-harm.

While I’m mostly interested in poisonous mushrooms, I need to start with ergot, because it's nasty and may have cause the Salem Witch trials! Witchcraft at Salem Village, an engraving by William A. Crafts (1876), features accuser Mary Walcott on the courtroom floor. Wikimedia Commons  From https://www.countryliving.com/life/a39888/salem-witch-trials-ergotism/ Claviceps purpurea is an ergot fungus that grows on the ears of rye (it looks gross). And if you eat this infected rye, things are about to get real weird.

I'm only posting this one grainy pic of it bc it's nasty to look at GOOGLE IT IF YOU DARE Ergot sclerotia protruding from rye heads. (Courtesy R. A. Kilpatrick—Copyright APS)  From https://www.apsnet.org/edcenter/disandpath/fungalasco/pdlessons/pages/ergot.aspx
Jun 15, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Me: Mom, I might date women, if I get the chance

Mom: GOOD FOR YOU! Women are so much better than men. I wish I could date women.

Me: uh....

Mom: all the most intimate relationships I've had are with women. They're just more powerful connection, you know?

Me: ... Mom: and women actually take CARE of themselves and are so BEAUTIFUL versus men who are just these scraggly ---

Me: ok ok. I'm glad you're chill that I'm bi.

Mom: you're BISEXUAL!?
May 29, 2023 12 tweets 5 min read
Did you know mushrooms can stab through rock?🔪🪨

Fungi's "roots", called hyphae, can bore right through stone and played a significant role in creating soil.

Yup, thats right, mushrooms are older than dirt. They MADE dirt.

IM ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THESE RAD STABBY BOYS 🧵 Image shows a small cluster... Important context: hyphae are the branching filaments that make up fungi. The mycelium (which is like the "root system") is made of these tiny tendrils, and the mushroom is too, all stacked up! They are long tubular structures, like a hose, but TEENY (4 to 6 microns thick). Illustration diagram showin...
May 26, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
A quick note about employment discrimination. They never SAY “you can’t work here because you’re disabled”, they just make the environment increasingly hostile and refuse to accommodate your needs as a disabled person. And you have to self advocate CONSTANTLY while being gaslit — It’s this balancing act between trying to convince them “I promise I’m not too disabled to work here and I can do the same work as anyone else!” and “I swear I’m actually disabled please give me this minor accommodation here’s my personal medical info and life story” —
May 26, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
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Apr 2, 2023 24 tweets 6 min read
🌳🌳LIQUID TREES ARE COOL, y'all are just haters: a thread.🌳🌳

This tweet went viral and twitter got mad as heck about it. "But we love trees!" they cried. But they are actually really cool and here's why: (1/14) First: it was never meant to replace trees. The viral tweet blatantly misrepresented this, as did a lot of the reporting. It's meant to be used in places where trees can't survive. Trees often struggle in urban areas and can cause lots of problems for the community. (2/14)
Jan 17, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
The TERFs found my mushroom thread and are mad about Schizophyllum commune having 23000 sexes. I want to clarify what’s going on there as best I can. Their genome has 2 loci that determine sex, called “A” and “B”— BUT THATS ONLY THE BEGINNING 🧵 So those loci (like genetic buckets) can fit 2 kinds of alleles, called Alpha and Beta (I know, very original naming). So the mating type could be A1B1 meaning it has the alpha allele at both loci. With me so far? Now these alleles has specificities, like subgroups or variants. —
Jan 14, 2023 8 tweets 4 min read
The Wellcome Museum is a super rad, creepy medical museum with an amazing online catalogue of CC images wellcomecollection.org/images

Like this jaw affected by phosphorus poison, anti-AIDs propaganda and a weird amount of ads for Mushroom Ketchup.

CW for gore and medical photos Imma just keep posting more bangers I find as I browse because it's 6am, I'm wide awake, and these frogs are definitely in love.
Jan 13, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
I'm devastated.

I was so excited to go to Hot Topic and get my vintage Xmen cartoon, Sailor Moon and mushroom-print clothing. But they didn't have any in stock, and none of the items I want from the website ship to Canada (even though other items have international shipping) 🪦 God truly gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.

Pour one out for my Teenage Dreams 🍺