omegaverse au where omega nhs suggests the pregnancy test roulette game with his best friend and fellow omega, wy.
wy : is this supposed to be fun?🤔
nhs : yes😇
so they do the tests, put their kits in a cup, cover it and shuffle it.
they uncover the cup. they take the pregnancy tests out (using gloves, thank you very much)
wy : Um 😀
nhs : what is it?🙂
wy : so there is one positive....
nhs : congratulations! or sorry! whatever applies, haha!
wy : ....it could be yours too, you know?
Aug 13, 2023 • 24 tweets • 5 min read
au where madam lan is wy's professor and she intends to set him up with her son. but she has competition.
her own brother-in-law, who had to begrudgingly admit that wy is a great person and that he will be good for his youngest nephew.
and wy. poor wy doesn't know two of his professors are trying to set him up with the same person. he can't say no to either of them because he really likes and respects the two.
professor yue (mama lan goes by her maiden name) son really sounds like a catch.
Aug 12, 2023 • 23 tweets • 4 min read
i suddenly had this thought about lxc being the villain for wangxian again...
au where wy gets pregnant after a one night stand with his best friend lwj and decides to tell him about it, but lxc intercepts it instead. he tells wy that he'll inform lwj, but he never does.
instead, lxc sends lwj abroad for further studies instead, to put some distance between lwj and wy. according to lxc, wy's flirtatious attitude must have led to something...more and that baby could be anyone's.
and lxc knows how lwj is.
Jun 22, 2023 • 101 tweets • 13 min read
modern au where lwj meets wy at university and falls in love.
and lwj can see it end as it begins.
wy is a free spirit. he flirts, he throws the most genuine compliments and praises in lwj's way, as if it's just another thing he does as he goes about his day.
and then he stops himself.
his thumb hovers over his brother's phone number for a few seconds. and then he locks his phone again.
no. he can't do that anymore. he can't call his brother anymore. not after his brother did what he did.
Jun 13, 2023 • 136 tweets • 23 min read
// omegaverse, organised crime
wy stares back at his alpha in defiance.
"you can't stop me, lan zhan. you /cannot/."
"wei ying. omega, listen to me."
wy feels betrayed. he can't believe lwj is telling him to WAIT. to LISTEN. how can he? their pup has been kidnapped!
"i can't sit on my ass when our son is probably getting tortured by the wens! he has been kidnapped! also, lan wangji! and don't you dare use an alpha's command on me!"
lwj's lip curls into a snarl at the use of 'lan wangji'. gone is all the affection and softness.
Mar 25, 2023 • 227 tweets • >60 min read
// a/b/o, past wwx/other(s)
wangxian au where single parent wy moves into a new house (owned by his jiejie and her husband) with his baby and it just so happens that his old headmaster lqr is his neighbour.
neither of them are amused.
lqr knows his peace and quiet have been disturbed the moment he hears the high-pitched wailing of a baby. for exactly one minute, he allows himself to be bitter about it. he's only human. babies can be adorable but also super noisy.
Mar 10, 2023 • 506 tweets • >60 min read
today, my brain has me thinking about arranged marriage wangxian but kinda whumpy...whumpy in the way i hate.
it's a/b/o. wangxian are arranged to married and they don't meet until their wedding.
wy is nervous and is lowkey dreading it but he has no choice but to go along with it for the good of his sect. he knows this is not what his parents would've wanted for him.
Mar 10, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
a/b/o
letting his boyfriend meet his family was a big mistake!! to be specific, letting his lan zhan meet baby a-ling was a big mistake!!!
because now that wy knows his boyfriend looks 100x sexier with a baby, wy is hit with an epiphany.
jc : hey, rude much, wei wuxian?? a-jie has made your favourites! i'll finish them all if you don't!
wy : great. good for you. in the meanwhile, lan zhan is going to knock me up with a cute little lan.
lwj : *hands over jin ling to a stunned jc* Let's Go.
Mar 9, 2023 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
incense burner au where they enter one of wy's dreams instead and wy finds himself unable to move when he recognises the familiar streets yiling—the same ones where he grew up as an orphan.
"lan zhan, we...we don't have to stay here." wy says, grabbing lwj's arm hesitantly.
"wei ying...?"
"it's...lan zhan, it's just the same old sad memories. why relive it? i'm so much happier now." wy says, brushing it off while lwj frowns.
"mn." lwj hums, not sounding very convinced.
Feb 26, 2023 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
// a/b/o mpreg
lwj should've known wy has been up to no good.
"so, tell me, gege, will you do it? pleeeeeease. pretty please with a cherry on top?" wy asks, hanging on to lwj's arm.
"lan zhan, yu furen is looking to get me married to some random alpha i don't know at all! and she'll literally hand me away to anyone who asks! is that what you want for me?" wy asks, getting all worked up.
Feb 24, 2023 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
i want to read a fic that has both sets of wangxian parents alive. but no, it shouldn't be all happy. it should be angsty as hell!!! give me daddy issues, mommy issues, fear of abandonment, everything!!!
i don't think anyone from the elder generation would make perfect parents lol and that's why i love it even more,,,i don't think wangxian will be super perfect all the time too and that's the flavour i like!!!
Feb 14, 2023 • 151 tweets • 25 min read
wangxian modern cultivation au where alumni of gusu academy come back after 10 years to open a time capsule that they buried in the woods at the age of 18.
it's nhs's plan to get them all back together.
and it's nhs's plan to finally get wangxian together, once and for all.
wy gets out of the car and breathes in the fresh mountain air, feeling at peace after years. he, along with jc, hadn't looked back after their last day here.
he had especially not looked back at lwj,
there was so much that was left unsaid.
Jan 31, 2023 • 19 tweets • 4 min read
// a/b/o mpreg
jyl wants to do a pregnancy test and she's super nervous because
1) she's not married yet. 2) She's Not Married Yet!!!!
to help her calm her nerves, omega wy tells her that both of them can do a pregnancy test at the same time! for funsies!
"seriously though, jie, if you do end up getting pregnant, both a-cheng and i are going to punch that peacock and then make him take responsibility!!" wy says as he comes out of the washroom and sees his jiejie anxiously biting her nails.
Jan 30, 2023 • 33 tweets • 6 min read
baby wangxian au where wy's parents tell him that they might have to move soon and while wy has never shown his displeasure over their frequent moving in the past, this time, he cries.
and he runs away from home because his mama and baba want to take him away from lan zhan.
wei ying and lan zhan have been neighbours for a year, since both the boys were 5 years old. it was rough at the beginning, considering lan zhan's reserved nature and wei ying's, well, very extroverted personality. they clashed but eventually became friends.
au where alpha lwj successfully manages to bitch wy into an omega using dubious methods, thinking that wy had no idea.
turns out, wy found anyway and went along with lwj's plans anyway.
and now, lwj's tied up and muzzled.
"how sweet of my alpha to make my wish come true!" wy says and stands in front of lwj, who is staring at him with a gaze so intense, that it makes wy shiver a bit.
too bad, lwj has been naughty and needs to be punished.
Jan 28, 2023 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
i see tweets about lwj's behaviour towards wy before wy d-worded and those all are so true!! and the fact that in many modern aus i've seen wy apologising to people (esp lwj and jiang sibs) for disappearing and coming back when that is not the way it's seen in the novel at all,,,
there is so much to unpack lol. while ik people might say we treat wy like he's an uwu babie but like,,,,he is😭 wy whump is like a default in this fandom and then when he's made to apologise to people when he was the one who was in difficult circumstances...yeah no🙂
Jan 26, 2023 • 90 tweets • 16 min read
modern a/b/o au where omega milfxian is on a flight with his son, a-yuan, and it's one of those days where he's feeling low. but a-yuan insists on walking through the aisle and saying hello to everyone and wy can't help but follow his baby.
and that's how he meets lan qiren.
inspired by this —
au where a competition is held for omega wy's hand in marriage and hgj doesn't participate.
his brother does, though.
so all hgj does is accompany his brother till yunmeng and part ways there to go for a nighthunt or two.
and then he meets wy.
the omega had snuck away for a nighthunt himself, feeling suffocated with all competition preparation. he supposes that he should feel some sort of gratitude; at least he's getting chased out of lotus pier in a respectable fashion after being of age and presenting as an omega.
Jan 21, 2023 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
single mamaxian going to work everyday by train and being so tired that one day, he accidentally falls asleep on a stranger's shoulder. shoulder of a very handsome man with unbelievably alluring golden eyes.
and that's all it takes for lwj to fall in love.
it's not even lwj's preferred mode of transport, by the way. it's just that the one time he took the train, he came across this beautiful stranger who looks so tired and yet so pretty.
lwj wants to wife him up. it's simply destiny at this point <3
Jan 17, 2023 • 119 tweets • 19 min read
a/b/o au where lwj and wy are arranged to marry but during lwj's first visit to yunmeng jiang's territory, he tells his brother that he has no interest in marrying someone who has a reputation of breaking rules and flirting without a care.
and wy overhears.
wy is normally someone who doesn't take remarks like that to heart. but...but he expected his betrothed be kind. nice to him. not be judgemental.
wy had actually heard a lot about the second twin jade and had actually been looking forward to meeting his to-be-husband.
Dec 27, 2022 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
at this rate, wei ying's feet might never touch the ground if lan wangji can have any say.
"lan zhan, i understand you appreciate this upperbody workout but you got to let me walk!" wei ying complains as lan wangji carries him downstairs while being mindful of the walls.
