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Former humour contributor @asianetnewstv-@MyNation & @theunrealtimes; Novice Musician (@JHarrisjayaraj bhakt)+mimic; VIEWS PERSONAL+varying; RT!=endorsement
Nov 1 16 tweets 6 min read
Just woke up to this....pretty numb.

Will probably find some words a little later, for a better farewell.

We will miss you, @bibekdebroy sir. Ok, it’s 2012. @TheUnRealTimes is slowly becoming popular, with a gradual increase in readership.
And on June 22, 2012 - this happened.

Out of the blue, I see this message in my DMs, from none other than Dr. @bibekdebroy! Image
Jun 16, 2019 46 tweets 12 min read
JUST IN:

Security personnel ban possession of frogs at the Old Trafford stadium.

#INDvPAK LIVE:

Taher Shah's #EyeToEye being played in Pakistan dressing room to calm nerves.
May 23, 2019 65 tweets 4 min read
JUST IN:
2 Redbull trucks make their way into Republic TV studio premises. Arnab walking so much, he might accidentally stray into the Times Now studio nearby.
Apr 30, 2019 35 tweets 14 min read
#ReactionsToYetiFootPrintDiscovery

"Chaliye #Yeti bhai ko vanakkam! Hope I get to do a non-political walk with him someday." ~ Narendra Modi #ReactionsToYetiFootPrintDiscovery

"Another day to thank Nehru for inculcating the environmental temper in us to discover more and more animals" ~ S Ghose
Mar 13, 2019 16 tweets 9 min read
#VotingAppealsWhichPMModiDidntTweet

I appeal to @the_hindu to appeal to the young crop of voters to ensure a successful summer harvest of the crop called democracy :) #VotingAppealsWhichPMModiDidntTweet

I appeal to @timesofindia to appeal to local youth and 10 hottest voters across the country, to ensure a successful voter turnout, so that the govt doesn't have to end up blaming Pak! :)
Feb 22, 2019 8 tweets 3 min read
1) The weather fore-caste had indicated an over-caste evening, as Hairtosh, Ravjaat Kumar and S. Coupta went into the "Caste no" bar.

Over to you, @kansaratva - all yours! 😀 Looks like @kansaratva is busy. Let me prod a little more.

2) As the trio took their seats at the counter, Hairtosh examined the beer taps.
"Wow, caste iron! Lovely!" he exclaimed.

Coupta, OTOH, gazed at the TV which played a Tom Hanks movie.
"Yes! Caste away!" he clapped.