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Feb 7, 2023 27 tweets 6 min read
When my grandma moved in with us when I was 12 or 13, my mom told me that I wasn't the favored grandchild. After WWII, my grandpa died of illness, widowing my grandma, who had to give her children (save for the youngest two) to her sister in law to raise. My dad was given away. My grandma was previously living with my youngest uncle, the son she raised, but he went bankrupt during the financial crisis after losing his job, so my grandma had to move in with us. My mom explained and said "your grandma is very sad because of the situation with your uncle,
Dec 6, 2022 230 tweets >60 min read
Xicheng mermaid AU where JC is a bioluminescent deep sea mermaid LXC is a scientist on a team monitoring and controlling deep sea exploration submersibles. Deep underwater, the camera catches something dark, large, and bioluminescent moving very quickly in its periphery. They are a little surprised by the speed, because most deep sea creatures move quite slowly, so they try to analyze as much as they can of the feed, and then direct the explorer in the direction they think the creature went towards.
Oct 8, 2022 5 tweets 3 min read
My first offering for #joojootober !!
💛A curious 7 y/o JL tries to break into the mysterious sealed room beside his bedroom
💜Gen fic, A-Ling & Jiujiu + implied Yunmeng Bros
💛Humor, hurt/comfort, with a bit of angst
💜13k words, one-shot

(Link to fic in next tweet) LINK TO FIC:
archiveofourown.org/works/42238599/
Oct 7, 2022 5 tweets 3 min read
#xicheng #filthyfriday WIP snippet?? For chapter 4 of HOLE fic where LXC finally SNAPS and goes crazy on JC???

In his defense, JC LITERALLY asked for it. ImageImage ImageImage
Aug 29, 2022 25 tweets 5 min read
Okay more alpha / alpha shenanigans tho. What if knots are actually rly sensitive? Usually they are inside for the duration of their existence, so they don't rly get touched. But JC often pops a knot while getting fucked and LXC likes to fondle it, which is SUPER overstimulating. Like touching a dick after its cum, but even worse. LXC likes to knot JC so he can't get away and then stroke his knot. He even begins to bring toys into bed, bullet vibrators and such, and succeeds in making JC cry from overstimulation when he puts the vibrator on his knot.
Aug 27, 2022 29 tweets 5 min read
I just kinda really want xicheng omegaverse where they are both alphas, and when JC started to express an interest in him, LXC is not opposed, but he's defo surprised bc JC is very alpha. Typically very stoic, but gets domineering when people try to cow him in political meetings. I see LXC being flexible. I don't see him as being extremely experienced and sleeping with a lot of people before JC, but I think he's defo considered it theoretically and kinda swings all ways, so he's thinking if JC wants him to be submissive.
May 27, 2022 11 tweets 4 min read
Okay I asked around and I have good news and bad news. As we know, MXTX's novels are locked on jjwxc meaning we can't access or pay for them. There's another way to pay her which is by throwing "bombs" BUT you can only start throwing bombs 180 days after your 1st Paypal top-up. Chapters are EXTREMELY cheap on jjwxc. Most of the time, you can buy a novel for less than 5 USD.

The good: Bombs allow you to send a large no. of points. There are 5 grades from 100 to 10k pts, and you can throw multiple 10k bombs too.

The bad: You have to wait 180 days.
May 25, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
For the first time in forever, I actually have something for #wipwednesday???

In which JC feeds, and eventually adopts, a stray cat — ft. JL and WWX. JL is VERY excited. ImageImage ImageImage
Oct 19, 2021 32 tweets 7 min read
I didn't want to say more on the guan thing, but even tho I've muted my own guan thread and words relating to MDZS donghua, I'm continuing to see guan discourse on my tl.

In summary, there's no one correct reading of the guan scene, and we are NOT going to agree with each other. (A) SYMBOLISM OF THE GUAN ITSELF
There are multiple meanings associated with the guan. Euro provides a good list here, but I want to add one to the list related to (4): station and legitimacy.
Oct 18, 2021 82 tweets 13 min read
“Do you think we should do something?” WWX asks.

LWJ sits quietly at his desk, applying color to paper with firm, graceful strokes.

“About what?” he asks.

“I don’t know,” WWX admits. “But it feels like somewhere out there, everything is on FIRE... and it’s because of us.” It is a lovely day in the Cloud Recesses, spring flowers blooming serenely over graceful boughs, as birds chirp contentedly in their perches. After a moment, LWJ lifts his brush lightly off the parchment in front of him, it sets it down.

“Nothing is on fire,” he points out.
Oct 17, 2021 12 tweets 3 min read
K was very gracious when news of the official tl came out. It's painful to hear that they might not have been contacted about the tl and was maybe even sad, but still put on a smile and did what they thought was right by removing their TL to encourage ppl to support the official. K's statement here for reference
Oct 17, 2021 28 tweets 6 min read
The TRUE tragedy of the broken Yunmeng Shuangjie promise is that JC loved WWX SO MUCH that he was willing to DIE for him, and WWX loved JC SO MUCH that he underwent an incredibly dangerous and painful surgical process to rip out an essential part of himself — But because he KNEW JC wouldn't want this, because he KNEW it would hurt JC, and BECAUSE HE LOVED JC, he kept it from JC.

And the tragredy is that over time, it was those little lies he told to keep the secret that ultimately forced them apart.
Oct 17, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
I feel as if my guan thread might have started some drama woops, but I muted my threads about the donghua and also muted the hashtags for the finale AND the word "donghua" so I haven't seen the drama, just people talking about the drama My take is... At the end of the day, it's just One shitty adaptation. I'm going to pretend that the finale never happened the same way I selectively pretend parts of CQL didn't happen and go back to the novel.
Oct 17, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
It sounds to me like they have this large sum of money, but not enough manpower (and perhaps expertise) to come up with and carry out new projects using the money they have. And I can't help but wonder if that is due to their resistance to hiring people and paying volunteers. AO3 has always given off the air of being in "we can't carry out new projects because we are just a non profit and are understaffed" mode, but the understaffing is not at all due to a lack of funds, but a strange hesitance to actually use the funds to pay people with.
Oct 8, 2021 36 tweets 7 min read
#Xicheng concept: modern AU where JC is Jiang Wanyin, a high-end porn star and escort, and the reigning Ice Prince of the luxury porn industry. Acts in super high budget porn where his skin looks airbrushed and his hair is always sexily tousled and his lips are always glossy. His body is unmatched, toned in all the right places and soft in all the right places. Gorgeous chiselled chest and chiselled abs, but a round ass and shapely calves. He moans like a wet dream and he's gorgeous when he comes.

Sometimes, LXC thinks that he's a little TOO perfect.
Oct 8, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Idk this just makes me remember the scene where WWX happens across WN shooting, and the whole "JC is good at archery, but you're better" convo happened...

I just want some time post canon, junior trio getting used to night hunting with WN, and JL notices WN watching him shoot SZ and JY are closer to WN and they have a whole dynamic going since in the extras, they were hunting with him openly, but WN would hide if JL came with.

So in an attempt to be friendly JL like!! Do you want to try!! You can borrow my bow!! And WN is super hesitant so JL is like
Oct 8, 2021 5 tweets 3 min read
Sometimes I wish I knew other guqin learners so I could share really inane and inadvisable tips like HOW TO TAPE YOUR FINGERS SO THAT YOU DON'T BLISTER WHEN PRACTICING NEW SLIDES.

This is my recent invention for practicing 跪指 (which is this move on right): ImageImageImage - it's open at the inside crease to allow you to bend your finger

- it's covered on the knuckle outside to protect you from TEARING THE SKIN OPEN

- there's actually a bit of skin torn off from my knuckle which is why I'm wearing this

- I use my mom's guzheng tape ImageImage
May 7, 2021 38 tweets 11 min read
Okay because I've waded into this I feel compelled to say that YES DEMONIC CULTIVATION IS ACTUALLY BAD. NO IT IS NOT JUST UNWARRANTED STIGMA.

(1) It's grave desecration which is unethical in Chinese culture

(2) It's bad for the body and mind because it goes against the nature These are the points raised by LQR when WWX first mentions it in chapter 14. Firstly, he says that it's unethical. Secondly, he says that it goes against the natural order. I'll explain this one at a time. ImageImage