my consults aren't going to open for awhile, but i'm itching to exercise my astrology muscles

reply with your chart (whole signs ONLY, I'll ignore if it's not whole signs) and i'll tell you something i think i need you to know

i'll do as much as i can tipping isn't required but if you like how i interpret, here you go:

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virgo risings aren't born wanting to be useful. they're useful because something or someone in their life forced them to be adaptable and flexible.

they can't visualize a reality where they can be useless AND happy, but it's what they deserve sure, it's nice to tie in your sharp observation and organization skills into your identity, but virgo risings are more than that. i wish virgo risings could relax and just relish in having fun without wondering if they're going to be needed at a moment's notice.

not me having an important conversation with my dad exactly when the full moon in Capricorn in my 4th house goes exact lol i am going to shit my pants - the full moon is going to take place in his 2nd house, and the full moon is going to square his saturn in the 5th house in aries (which is me in his chart)

i'm about to tell him to value himself in relationships i-

eclipses are seen as crazy and unpredictable, but isn't that what life is? maybe eclipses are just a reminder to let us know that we're human, and we nearly don't have as much control over life as we think we do. it's funny to me that a lot of malefic influences in astrology can be defined as harsh reminders humanity can't stand to hear.