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Feb 16, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
She asked him, 'How much are you selling the eggs for?'

The old seller replied, 50 naira an egg, Madam.'

She said to him, 'I will take 6 eggs for 200 naira or I will leave.' The old seller replied, 'Come take them at the price you want. Maybe, this is a good beginning because I have not been able to sell even a single egg today.'

She took the eggs and walked away feeling she has won.
Feb 16, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
Today is Thursday.
PRAYER FOR THE DEAD.
Every Thursday night, SOULS Of All those who passed away are released to come down to earth and they roam between friends and family hoping to receive prayers. These prayers go to them in form of luxury for the lucky ones and a necessity for the less lucky.
Feb 15, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Efirin; in Yoruba is mainly used as a local ingredient for cooking and popular for its aroma and also has health benêfits.The oils possess some antiseptic/anti-bacterial properties Ewe Ewuro"
in Yoruba. It is a plant that is often known for its bitter taste, but underneath that bitterness, are numerous health benefits, it detoxify the blood, prevents indigestion and nourishes the skin. Prevents diabetes, pile, fight liver problems,
Feb 15, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
A Professor started his class on a very serious Topic. The moment he turned towards the blackboard, one of the students whistled.

He turned, looked at the class and asked the Whistler's name. No one answered. The Professor peacefully kept the Pen in his pocket saying: "Lecture ends here. I'll tell you a story to utilise the remaining time".
Everyone became interested.
Feb 14, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
Duk Namijin daya aminta dake ya zabeki a cikin jerin matan duniya, ya auro ki, tabbas ya kyautata miki zaton zaki kasance mai samar masa da kwanciyar hankali ne a duk yanayin da zai tsinci kan sa, kuma ya aminta da tarbiyarki ne da har yasa yake son ki zama Uwar 'ya'yan sa. Bayan aure duk kin chanza, kin daina samar masa da kwanciyar hankali a zuciyar sa, kin dawo dashi 3rd-4th class citizen a cikin gidan sa, kin barshi cikin muradi da kaunar ina ma zai samu wacce zata muhimmantar dashi a rayuwar ta, ta zamo dashi 1st class citizen Dan gatanta.
Feb 14, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her own bathroom. Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, madam comes back home to pick the phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but didn't know the maid was also taking her bath, so you continue with no worries and your wife was all along on the bell.
Jan 21, 2023 11 tweets 2 min read
Thirty (20) relationship facts you didn’t know.

1- Lasting relationship requires a lot of tolerance and forgiveness.

2- Lasting relationship requires tolerance even when you don’t feel like tolerating and understanding even when you do not understand. 3- Lasting relationship requires financial capital to properly support, empower and your partner a treat.

4- Lasting relationship requires obedience from the woman and reward for obedience from the man.
Jan 19, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Because you didn't want to lose him, you lost yourself in the process. You became a girl who kept being mistreated and you formed a habit of saying "I'm used to it". You became a girl who kept being unappreciated and you begin to tell yourself "it's okay". You became a girl who kept being undervalued and you learned how to say "I'm fine". You became a girl who kept being put last and you naturally reacted with "it's whatever". You became a girl who kept being taken for granted and you dealt with it by repeating "everything's ok".
Jan 19, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
I understand that campaigns filled with empty rhetorics is all around, but we have to remind ourselves this same people who had forgotten abt u for abt three years without consulting you on how they are appropriating & utilizing ur resources for themselves, only to appear less than a year to elections handing u a pinch of the resources.

Sadly, you're celebrating them for giving u chicken change, cars etc that end up being liabilities to u instead of comparing it with d assets they've acquired with d resources that is in your name.
Jan 18, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
A short read:
The house your Dad built, who is living there now?

What makes you think the ones you are building now your children will live there?

How are you sure they will live in Nigeria. Ten years now, the house will be out of fashion.

Stop killing yourself. Image This wife of yours that is pushing you for greener pasture, might not mourn you for a year before she start with your friend just to keep her little Secret before the time is ripe.

Your husband might not even mourn you for 6 months, before your friend will move in.