Turns out we have hundreds of DM's we've never seen, so here it is: every single Batshit Moment In Australian Politics, a thread 1. Scott Morrison trying to explain why he has chartered a plane while pretending to be on the "Scomo Express" campaign bus touring the country (courtesy @strangerous10)

For international followers wanting to know who this Barnaby Joyce fellow is that everyone has been clowning on in the last few days: a thread 🧵 Barnaby Joyce is Australia's two time Deputy Prime Minister, who cosplays as a down-to-earth farmer despite:
- being a banker & accountant before politics
- being best mates with a mining billionaire &
- having attended Sydney's most prestigious & expensive private school

The time Premier Don Dunstan went to the beach threatening to fight the sea in response to mass panic over a psychic's prediction that God was going to send a tidal wave to destroy Adelaide for legalising homosexuality The psychic was a house painter that dabbled in clairvoyancy on the side