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writing twit for @rchimedesu. πŸ”ž/dark/"problematic" content WILL be present, proceed cautiously! (bsd, oc, genshin.) https://t.co/UnBBxefL2a. icon: @slothfail.
22 Feb
lived, which absolutely destroyed any chance for him to get a good sleep most of the time. Gide has dealt with many things in his life as a soldier, but that was a thing of the past now and-- well, loud sudden noises was a /very/ big no no. He tried to endure it for as long as
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he could, but snapping and stomping upstairs to bitch out whoever was the guardian of the children was always inevitable.

When he started to, of course, he ended up making Sakura and Shinji cry because he was so tall, large, and intimidating and could probably snap them like
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raw spaghetti-- so that went as well as anyone could expect. He was the one who ended up apologizing, but, well, their guardian was /Oda Sakunosuke/ who was surprisingly good at diffusing situations.

Oda might have been built similarly to Gide, but there was no denying the
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22 Feb
i know op sounds like a straight up fucking clown with how they decided to phrase this but they Are right. they shouldve phrased it much simpler without sounding so weird about it but people DO in fact have preferences in their ships.
in jp fandom, it is actually a very big deal to tag such material and keep it separate from material that has the ship in 'reverse'. even though western fandom has stolen the jp fandom's way of naming ships (combining shorthands of their names), it is very common to lump all
ship material of two characters into one tag. that is considered a big no no in jp fandom. even if the characters dont seem to change or the rs doesnt change in your eyes, it does to some people and how they view the dynamic. so yeah theyd want to avoid whatever does not appease
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21 Feb
AND WHEN YOU GET SHANKED BY AN OMEGA? WHAT THEN?
WILL YOUR PRIDE RECOVER FROM THE WOUND?
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19 Feb
ok but omega dazai/alpha ranpo planning out the night they plan to properly be mated w ranpo marking dazai T__T
me: imma sleep
brain: no ya dont binch
anyway guess what im gonna write
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5 Feb
eeeeee uncomfortable.
i try to be chill here about the people who interact w my tweets but if you kin ranpo i may block you for my own comfort. like my main says this much but still. figured I'd say it here. its an assured block if youre a minor.
obvs if u follow my main you know i have no issue with kinnies but my comfort charas and my portrayal are ridiculously important to me and I've had kinnies of them shove their kinning onto me when i am not talking about them saying things like "haha yea i would do that cuz im
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5 Feb
u ever just think about how ranpo had no one in his life that cared for him after the death of his parents and the justice system his father told him he could rely on betrayed him and kicked him out on the streets and he could have died or been kidnapped at any point and no one
would have ever noticed or cared because he had no other family but his parents who were everything to him
YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW HE WAS ISOLATED, OSTRACIZED, AND TREATED POORLY BY OTHERS AND SEEN AS A MONSTER FOR THE THINGS HE COULD SEE AND NOTICE CUZ HE THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL BC HIS PARENTS WERE THAT SMART TOO BUT THE REST OF THE WORLD ISNT LIKE THEM SO ALL IT DID WAS MAKE
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5 Feb
rengesou ring ―

au where two countries led by the edogawa and dazai families have been at war for 20 very long years, and finally, they decide to make peace...

on the condition the youngest son to the dazai's marry the edogawa's only child.
warnings:

- child abuse (irt dazai's family)
- all the war crimes you can think of in varying degrees (but only mentions at least)
- eventual nsfw but you got a while buckle up we got drama first
- mori's various bullshittery
note for no one but the flower loving motherfuckers like me: the rengesou in japanese flower language means "your presence soothes my pain".

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4 Feb
dazai and ranpo the second they first meet both think the same thing about each other and that is "he's pretty" bc these bitches gay
ranpo: wanna play 20 questions
dazai: sure
ranpo: ok I'll go first. do you like men
dazai: (literally just bursts with laughter
there's a few reasons why dazai is the disappointment and his lack of heterosexuality is one of them so when his parents heard of ranpo they thought wow this kid is finally useful :\
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4 Feb
man that arranged marriage au is rotting my brain what do i do help me as i am haunted by betrothed princes ranpo and dazai who get along so perfectly it's creepy
yall love to watch me be a one man circus for my otp huh
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24 Dec 20
through the messy black locks. This makes Ranpo hum contentedly, nuzzling into Dazai's hand while opening his eyes tiredly. He squints not long after, scrunching his face childishly, but instead of burying his face in Dazai's neck or pulling up the covers, he grab's Dazai's
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hand to kiss the palm gently.

/Oh./

"Good morning to you too." Dazai says, scoffing in fond amusement.

"Hmm. Yeah." Ranpo leans up to kiss Dazai gently. "I need to wear you down more during the night, it seems. Waking up before me all the time isn't gonna fly, you know."
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Dazai is just a habitual light sleeper, learning to function on little sleep. In terms of being exhausted, Ranpo accomplishes /that/ just fine, because he's insatiable and relentless if the bite marks on Dazai's neck and shoulder where his bandages had fallen loose say
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