idk what's wrong w me, but when men start mirroring me or a man im getting to know steals my lingo, i take that as a threat.... like why do u wanna wear my skin???
it upsets me so much 😭 like plz stop copying me 😭 we are not the borg 😭 im a sovereign entity 😭 tbh im too charismatic to date most of yall bc u just pick up my personality 😭
Apr 10, 2022 • 12 tweets • 3 min read
i love that t.i. is discovering that stand up is in fact very hard lmao
people who are good @ stand up make it look so fun & easy but um... that's skill you're seeing
just found out dolphins routinely beat the shit out of sharks on sight for pretty much no reason lolol
basically dolphins operate on bush doctrine w sharks like.... just in case you were thinking of starting some bullshit here's one for the road
Jul 12, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
a lot of dystopian movie plots are just what would happen if white people were suddenly oppressed the way everyone else is
watching brazil & the opening scene that's supposed to let u know Things Are Bad And Have Gone Too Far is a white man living in extreme poverty violently ripped away from his wife & kids by the police with no explanation... but that shit happens in the hood every day lmao
Jun 18, 2019 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Moira Rose from @SchittsCreek as Cardi B, a thread.
no one asked for this AND YET
