We re-watched all of Seinfeld very quickly and last night I dreamt a new episode. It was so vivid that I immediately wrote it down after I woke up. Here it is to the best of my memory. Bear in mind, I came up with this WHILE UNCONSCIOUS....
George is at Jerry's asking if he has his passport.
JERRY: But you never go anywhere!
GEORGE: That's not true!
Elaine buzzes. Jerry lets her up.
JERRY: Brooklyn doesn't count.
GEORGE: FINE! But I'm gong somewhere NOW!
JERRY: Well I don't have your passport.
Elaine enters and immediately Jerry and George react disgusted.
JERRY: Elaine you STINK of smoke!
GEORGE: You smell worse than one of Kramer's Cowombian cigars.
ELAINE: You mean Colombian?
JERRY: He got some knock-offs.
GEORGE: I had to go to Brooklyn with him to pick them up!