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Bec Hill
@bechillcomedian
The one with the flipcharts. Host of CITV's Makeaway Takeaway. Co-host of the @aproblemsquared podcast. Author of @Horror_Heights. She/They. Non-followers muted
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Apr 17, 2022 • 5 tweets • 3 min read
It was a lovely afternoon today, so naturally, @standupmaths, @Dr_Lucie, @gavinnes and I spent it in a windowless basement playing mini golf. @gavinnes givin' it welly.
Apr 16, 2022 • 21 tweets • 1 min read
Less-sad interpretations of the famous 6-word story: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

A thread... They are limited edition baby shoes and the money from the sale is going to charity.
Apr 7, 2022 • 31 tweets • 5 min read
GUYS. I'M STAYING IN A BIG HOUSE ON MY OWN AND I JUST HEARD FOOTSTEPS DOWNSTAIRS AND I YELLED OUT TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS THERE AND THEY STOPPED I CALLED OUT A FEW TIMES BUT NO MORE FOOTSTEPS SO NOW I'M JUST STANDING ON THE LANDING LISTENING
Oct 24, 2021 • 7 tweets • 5 min read
And the winner for best commercial Halloween display this year goes to @johndwoodandco in Primrose Hill for swapping out all their entire window listings for haunted real estate complete with detailed copy
(close-ups in thread...) Sadbroke Groan looks like a pretty good deal to me...
Sep 14, 2020 • 33 tweets • 6 min read
We re-watched all of Seinfeld very quickly and last night I dreamt a new episode. It was so vivid that I immediately wrote it down after I woke up. Here it is to the best of my memory. Bear in mind, I came up with this WHILE UNCONSCIOUS.... George is at Jerry's asking if he has his passport.
JERRY: But you never go anywhere!
GEORGE: That's not true!
Elaine buzzes. Jerry lets her up.
JERRY: Brooklyn doesn't count.
GEORGE: FINE! But I'm gong somewhere NOW!
JERRY: Well I don't have your passport.
Dec 29, 2018 • 40 tweets • 8 min read
Welcome to Bec-a-snatch. For one day, you have 5 mins to make each decision for me. There will be a photo, followed by a poll. First one: Which cereal do I want?
Nov 12, 2017 • 34 tweets • 9 min read
721: I still use an iPod touch (it is confused about what the time and date is). 722: The pillow cases on my couch are actually @ThePunRun tote bags with badges holding them closed.
Sep 8, 2017 • 74 tweets • 12 min read
Write your own Ready Player One novel by taking all your favourite TV shows/films/authors and just listing them one after another. I swear it's like he was told the book had to be a certain length so he's just like "oh crap um ok how many cult things can I remember?"