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Bee/cafecliche - 30+ - overdressed for every occasion. MDZS, Yuwu, Trigun, Mysterious Lotus Casebook, and gaming. Every hour is Wei Wuxian Crying Hours.
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Dec 10, 2021 • 10 tweets • 3 min read
OKAY HERE WE GO: a master thread of all the times I have cried about LQR and the third nephew he never wanted on the TL Thread: LQR warms up to WWX through LWJ
Dec 9, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
There are many things, Sizhui already knew, that Wei-qianbei carried from one body to another. His smile. His laugh. And apparently, THIS look: the one reserved for Jingyi, the half-grin and knitted brows. One would think it would look strange on the Yiling Laozu. (1/5) (Of course, to Sizhui, he's never been the Yiling Laozu.)

"Help me?" Wei-qianbei's eyes flick wryly from the juniors to the seal keeping them trapped. "Your elders might not be so happy to see me, but you're still my responsibility. Just sit tight while I figure this out." (2/5)
Oct 1, 2021 • 71 tweets • 12 min read
Welcome to NAPTOBER, everyone! It's a nice chilly day outside, I've got my hot coffee, and I'm thinking sleep thoughts. Let's get ✨cozy✨ 1. Modern Wei Ying, in Wangxian's mutual pining stage, spent a little too much of his paycheck on a sweatshirt specifically because he touched it and imagined a little too vividly how utterly holdable he'd be wearing it. (1/2)
Apr 29, 2021 • 41 tweets • 6 min read
Alright, y'all: time to FINALLY finish this thing. Here's PART FIVE of 2 Emergency 2 Contact! To start from the beginning: Lan Zhan gave up on sleep after waking Wei Ying the second time. He’s gotten maybe four fragmented hours – it’s left him feeling foggy, faintly jetlagged, and he wants to be alert for this. He makes a cup of tea, vows to buy Wei Ying more the next day, and he reads for a while.
Apr 3, 2021 • 38 tweets • 6 min read
PART FOUR, FINALLY!! Start from the beginning here: Wei Ying wins the fight to pay for their Didi – if by winning you mean he orders it when Lan Zhan isn’t looking – and he drifts on the ride home. It hurts to focus, which actually helps. It makes it easier not to stare at LZ's profile in the soft kaleidoscope of the city lights.
Mar 18, 2021 • 31 tweets • 6 min read
Okay, posting PART THREE of this threadfic for those who need some soft meetcute content today ❤️ Please feel free to mute for the next hour or so if you're not in the place for that today!

New thread so as not to get too unwieldy: Parts 1 and 2 are here: It turns out Lan Zhan knows a good restaurant fairly close to the hospital, one of his brother’s favorites. He offers to go pick up takeout while Wei Ying gets discharged, but as wobbly as he feels, Wei Ying is kind of wired now. He convinces Lan Zhan to dine in.
Mar 10, 2021 • 62 tweets • 10 min read
Okay, so: modern AU where Wei Ying, picking up a short-term moving gig for the day, writes down his old cell number as his emergency contact – not realizing that the number has since been reassigned. (h/t to Fer for pitching alternate Emergency Contact AU: meetcute edition, and to Aubrey for riffing with me!)
Jan 22, 2021 • 83 tweets • 14 min read
OKAY, that's enough work for today, so, THREADFIC PART ONE: Five Partners JYL Didn't Like, and One Who Was Lan Zhan. Based on this tweet, with thanks to Fer and Aubrey for the prompt, and Fer, Aubrey, Lore, and Fey for brainstorming this with me! 1. The high school sweetheart

The thing is, JYL is happy about this, at first, because he's the first boy Wei Ying dated after coming out to her and Jiang Cheng! So what he REPRESENTS is great.
Oct 1, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
OKAY it's October somewhere. #naptober nap #1: WWX falling asleep against LWJ's back while he finishes correspondence, forehead resting on LWJ's shoulder. It cannot possibly be comfortable, but every time LWJ tries to get up to move him to the bed he happily nuzzles in. #naptober nap #2: the ever-versatile Husband Weighted Blanket. When it's LWJ lying on top, it soothes WWX's frenetic energy and lets LWJ fall asleep to WWX's heartbeat. When it's WWX lying on top, it's Husband Mattress for WWX and LWJ loves when WWX sleep-mumbles into his chest.
Sep 18, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Wow: Wei Ying [takes a deep breath, unfolds carefully planned speech] He
Sep 13, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Thinking about how rumor-proof Gusu Lan seems to be (judging by the fact that no one knew about LWJ's injuries, seclusion, or trying to protect WWX) and how that means post-canon that people who otherwise can't stand WWX are out there swearing he's a lovely in-law, thank you WWX hears LQR refer to him as "my nephew's cultivation partner" instead of "that boy" and his soul leaves his body
Sep 11, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Happy thought of the evening: WWX absently fussing at his loved ones while he's talking. Brushing dirt off their robes, picking out grass or leaves caught in their hair, straightening their collars This is particularly cute and needless with his Gusu Lan family because they always look immaculate
Sep 7, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
It is 1am and I'm trying to settle down to sleep, so I'm thinking about the Nap Agenda, as you do I have also been thinking about modern AU Jiang family dynamics all day so now I am thinking about LWJ driving home in the dark from a Jiang family party with WWX dead asleep in the passenger seat
Aug 30, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
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Aug 30, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Woke up thinking about Fey's "stoned post-surgery LWJ with a crush on his husband" AU archiveofourown.org/works/23757268… And then I started thinking about (I believe this was Carrie's idea) post-anesthesia WWX being super still and quiet and spacey and how LWJ and JYL would take that in stride and Jiang Cheng would be LOUDLY TERRIFIED
Aug 29, 2020 • 28 tweets • 5 min read
So for some off-brand yet on-brand content this morning, Five Sleepless Nights For Wei Wuxian: 5. In Qinghe, on a diplomatic visit. LWJ has long gone to bed, with only the briefest narrowed eyes at NHS. He trusts him as much as one can trust a man who turned the world on its head without spilling a drop of blood himself: not a lot, but a surprising amount.
Aug 20, 2020 • 8 tweets • 1 min read
Never not thinking about Aiwen's headcanon of terrifying sleep-talking Wei Wuxian, tbh Specifically I am thinking about Wangxian and Sizhui and Wen Ning camping in the woods after cleansing a haunting there.
Aug 17, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
"you've changed" ah, sorry about that. I'm spending the evening in my recently-resurrected surrogate parent's estranged home where the ghosts of people killed by my family have literally returned to haunt us, so I may need a moment. "you've changed" I casually mentioned a year-old argument to my uncle at dinner and now I need to stop him from starting an inter-sect war
Aug 6, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Bonus scene #2: emergency contact role reversal! ALSO SO LONG, HELP. (1/2) (2/2)
Jul 31, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
OKAY, here we are:
📜 Notes on a Resurrection
💙 let me come home
🍊 bespoke
🔔 The Yunmeng Accords
🧘‍♂️ the soft animal
👻 The Guests of Cloud Recesses
🌱 grow Image Also for the record I'd put Emergency Contact AU around the same general point as Yunmeng Accords!
Jul 29, 2020 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
OKAY, tackling a few of these before I have to tragically work more! Lan Wangji shifts Wei Wuxian up and across, until Wei Wuxian rests fully across his front. The plane of his chest is smooth against Wei Wuxian's cheek. "Better?" he asks.

Wei Wuxian turns his face in. His forehead bumps Lan Wangji's collarbone. "Better."