I'm drinking, which makes this a *perfect* time to tweet - and on top of that - to try to *thread* my tweets. I'm bad at this. But I'm so enthused, so here's a story about me trying to use electric scooters in SF last weekend... The bike share launched in SF nearly 5 years ago and 5 years later there are zero docks near where I live in the Richmond district. Within days of the launch of the dockless scooters, I noted scooters available *on my block*. Magic.