Oh, my wife, she’s a bad cook. I mean bad. They say coronavirus can live on metal for three days. On her meat loaf, ten minutes.
She’s such a bad cook, when our dog gets fed he tells me not to beg. I know I got coronavirus. I was asking for it. I had no choice. They were out of DosEquisVirus.
And masks. You wearing the masks? My wife’s so worried about me getting the virus she makes me wear that mask everywhere. And I mean everywhere, not just during sex.
