I have a conspiracy theory about the Duke's Mayo Bowl dropping...Hear me out:
-The game is at 12 on a Wednesday and nobody watched
-How do they market their product? Free publicity.
-How do they do that? Take an old BCS bowl and loosely fasten it to the stand
Then...
Players dance, the bowl inevitably breaks and it's a front page story.
Why does this make too much sense? There was conveniently a bottle of Duke's Mayo next to the crime and a thing of duct tape.
Prediction, keys, players to watch and more:
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Keys to the game
-Jalen Berger all day long
-Hold the football
-Graham Mertz's early rhythm
-Finish drives
-Big day from the secondary
Dec 30, 2020 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
*Envisions a Stepp—Berger thunder and lightning 2021 backfield*
This dude pushes bodies