i thought elon told you to not speak on twitter anymore, @Jason? 🥴
Nov 28, 2022 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
Brands that have stopped advertising on Twitter (🧵):
* Abbott Laboratories
* Allstate Corporation
* AMC Networks
* American Express Company
* AT&T
* Big Heart Petcare
* BlackRock, Inc.
* BlueTriton Brands, Inc.
* Boston Beer Company
* CA Lottery (California State Lottery)
2/
Musk just tweeted 13 slides from his "Twitter company talk"
Slide titles:
* We're recruiting
* New user sign-ups at all-time high
* User active minutes also at all-time high
Nov 27, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
What are some of the worst things Elon Musk has tweeted, pre-Twitter 2.0?
For me, it's when he called the diver who saved 12 boys "pedo guy" just bc the man lives in Thailand and was able to successfully complete the rescue mission whereas Elon and his little submarine could not
Not only did Musk tweet that, he tried to get a reporter to write that the diver was a "child rapist"
Elon will respond to this any second now and the cringe will be off the charts
Nov 25, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
🧵 Starting a running thread of Musk vs the media. Will be updating this in real-time so feel free to mute the thread if it's too much~
1/ Elon calls Associated Press "an expert in misinformation," adding that "Twitter couldn't hope to compete!"
Nov 24, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
🧵 Here's a running thread of Elon's obsession with Sam Bankman-Fried/FTX media coverage: 2/ He actually made that his pinned tweet:
Nov 24, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
🧵 NEW: Musk just retweeted this @TwitterBusiness tweet introducing "three key product launches: Website Conversions Optimization, Dynamic Product Ads, and Collection Ads." 2/ "Website Conversions Optimization (WCO) is a major rebuild of our conversion goal that will improve the way advertisers reach customers who are most likely to convert on a lower-funnel website action (e.g. add-to-cart, purchase)."
Nov 23, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
oh my god, here we go again
Is Elon doing this in a desperate attempt to distract from the fact that he got SBF to invest in Twitter 2.0?
🧵 here's the full email from elon demanding that twitter engineers & "anyone who should be writing code in other departments" send him reports every week on what they've accomplished: 2/ "What you are trying to accomplish (eg reliably collect the $8 payment)" 💀
FYI for all the non-engineers like me, "Phabricator is a software-development platform that allows for an active review of submitted code"
Nov 23, 2022 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
🧵 here’s the full email elon sent to twitter employees last night announcing new company policies aimed at cutting costs, including the elimination of some perks: 2/ "Effective immediately, we've launched a new Procurement Policy..."
Nov 19, 2022 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
TRUMP JUST RESPONDED TO ELON’S POLL AND SAID “NO THANKS” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
with the poll ending soon, trump encouraged his followers to vote while reiterating “we aren’t going anywhere. truth social is special!”