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Magpie supporter of the Shoe Thieves. She/her. Makes a lot of Blaseball posters
Dec 8, 2017 15 tweets 2 min read
I've been watching a lot of bad Hallmark-style Christmas films over the past few weeks and I've worked out the precise formula. 1. You take the plot of the movie Cars, and replace the vehicles with people. This works for 80% of the films in the genre.