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Sep 28, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
"Hey plant."
"Hey animal."
"What's this?"
"My latest invention. I call it fruit."
"This is very tasty."
"We got the idea when we saw how much you guys like to eat sugar. Lots of sugar in convenient tasty packages."
"Thank you."
"We plants just love you animals so much."
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"Plant?"
"Yes animal?"
"What are these tasteless hard bits in the fruit?"
"Oh, don't worry about those."
"Couldn't you make some fruit without them?"
"Hmm. No."
"Why not?"
"We have our reasons but let's not talk about that. Try a satsuma. We fixed the peel."