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@bingjiuwus
(f/30+) Shen Jiu fan alert + Bluesky main but I'll still RT and comment here https://t.co/INem4SN637
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Oct 1 • 66 tweets • 10 min read
#qijiu

"What do you have there, Bai-shidi?"

It was rare for a Peak Lord to already be present in the meeting hall before Yue Qingyuan, but today the Bao Ku Peak Lord was in his seat and fiddling with something in his hands. The man looked up with a grin as he saw YQY enter on his lonesome. "Zhangmen-shixiong!" he said with delight. "Good, you're just the one to help me crack the code here."
Aug 19 • 54 tweets • 9 min read
The first time Shen Jiu knew there was something different about him was three months after he became Wu Yanzi's apprentice, when he extinguished their camp fire one night and realised he could still perfectly well around him, even in the dark of night. Then, he'd thought it meant the cultivation manual his shifu gave him was actually working - he hadn't been toiling on his knees and bleeding from the eyes for nothing. But it soon became clear that Shen Jiu wasn't just different than before - he was also _wrong_.
Aug 9 • 21 tweets • 4 min read
#tianjiu, #sujiu

Shen Jiu was in the midst of a dream where he was drowning when a hand pressed down on his shoulder and woke him up with a gasp and a scream already halfway up his throat. All he could see was darkness, just like the woodshed Qiu Jianluo would lock him up in when the man got bored of him.

No! Not again. He swung an arm out wildly in terror, flinching when it hit soft flesh amidst a strangled, "Oof!"

Someone else was here! He had to get out -
Aug 6 • 31 tweets • 5 min read
#tianjiu

Shen Qingqiu seldom helped people, but whenever he did he always had cause to regret it. Case in point. It had been pouring rain since last night, so he'd cancelled classes and looked forward to a quiet day of marking his students' facile attempts at poetry and playing the pipa haphazardly while only in his inner robes.
Jul 29 • 47 tweets • 7 min read
#qijiu

The meeting hall was already in chaos when Shen Qingqiu arrived late, much to his bewilderment; the other Peak Lords got on perfectly well with each other, especially when he wasn't around for them to pick on like a scab until it bled. The last thing he expected was for Gao Qingyue to rush past him with tears in her eyes, not even looking his way as she left. Shen Qingqiu froze briefly - was the meeting over already? the hell? - before he shook his head and kept going.
Jul 26 • 36 tweets • 6 min read
#bingjiu

"Where have you been?! Do you realise how late it is right now?!"

Luo Binghe was greeted by a projectile to the face as soon as he entered the apartment he shared with his husband. Since it was only a cushion and not a porcelain vase or a knife, he closed his eyes and accepted his fate with infinite grace.

(Plus, his hands were full.)
Jul 24 • 41 tweets • 6 min read
#bingjiu palace regretti AU Part II

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SJ knows he's supposed to be happy now.

The coronation of the Emperor was grand. SJ was crowned Empress too, and moved into Yongshou Palace, which is right behind Yangxin Hall where Binghe now lives. There'll be no empress dowager; Noble Consort Gongyi was the highest-ranking of the late Emperor's consorts, and Binghe stripped her title and forced her to become a nun at a temple, while the other dowagers moved into Shoukang Palace.
Jul 24 • 42 tweets • 7 min read
#bingjiu

Even before he entered the Bamboo Cottage, Luo Binghe heard the sound of porcelain shattering and knew it was going to be a two drops kind of day. "Thank god you're here!" Ming Fan blurted out inadvertently as he was stepping out, then turned red at his own admission.

"I mean," he spluttered after. "Shizun's in a bad mood right now. Go fix it!"

Luo Binghe frowned. "What happened?"
Jul 23 • 105 tweets • 16 min read
#bingjiu-ish, palace harem AU with regretti...? (potentially not SY friendly as well)

This idea came to me yesterday as I was walking aimlessly around a park but it's not fully cooked yet so keep that in mind. It's also semi-inspired by the Abandoned Empress for good and bad lol So in this world Shen Jiu is the second son of the Shen family who was raised outside as a child for Reasons... but he's brought back to the main house at twelve and prepared to be a scholar and a court official by his father Vice-Minister Shen,
Jul 19 • 25 tweets • 4 min read
#tianjiu

"Oh darling, there you are!" Tianlang-jun chirped as soon as Shen Jiu entered the room and saw him bound with his hands behind his back. "It must have been centuries since the last time we saw each other, perhaps even a shichen - "

"Shut up." Shen Jiu held up a hand, trying desperately not to let his temper blow, and Tianlang-jun shut his mouth.

"May I suggest," Shen Jiu continued, "that if you indeed want to come back home with me in one piece, that you say less from hereon. Perhaps nothing at all, in fact."
Jul 17 • 20 tweets • 3 min read
#tianjiu

"A wen for your thoughts, beautiful one?"

Shen Jiu stiffened as a young man suddenly showed up next to his place on the dais where he was idly playing the pipa in the Red Warm Pavilion's welcoming lounge. "This one is merely a humble performer, sir," he said, shooting the man a cold look, lip twitching when he saw the ragged state of the man's robes. "I do not serve."

"... nor," he added dismissively, "do I believe you have much in the way of coin to spare, if at all."
Jul 16 • 33 tweets • 5 min read
#BingJiu

Sleeping with Luo Binghe had been a mistake from the first kiss on, but even so Shen Jiu had never regretted it until now.

The other man was a notorious playboy and infamous for one night stands and girlfriends who lasted only a week before he ditched them completely. Rumour had it that his parents' own tumultuous relationship and the many years of fighting for his inheritance against greedy family members was the reason Luo Binghe was so commitment-phobic; he simply didn't want anyone else to get involved in his business _or_ his money.
Jul 12 • 17 tweets • 3 min read
#qijiu

"Xiao Jiu," little Yue Qi said in an awed voice. "I really get to become a Sect Leader one day? Me? Really?"

"... yes," said Shen Qingqiu, thankful they were alone at present. He had forced all the other Peak Lords out of the room as soon as the transformation hit. For right now, the magnificent Zhangmen-shixiong they all knew was a scrawny eight-year-old street brat made entirely of skin and bones. Shen Qingqiu didn't want to explain anything, so he hadn't, using his second-in-command powers to dismiss them immediately.
Jul 12 • 25 tweets • 4 min read
#bingjiu

"Are you alright, Student Shen?"

A disbelieving scoff was all Luo Binghe got in response, before a towel was thrown hurriedly over his head and his teenage student roughly dried his hair and shirt as best he could under the circumstances. The circumstances being that Luo Binghe's current star pupil was also his loneliest, a friendless orphan on a scholarship who was thrice as brilliant as everyone else and readily made it clear just what he thought of his lazier, richer than sin peers.
Jul 7 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
#qijiu, #jiunyan, #nyanjiu

"Xiao Jiu... Xiao Jiu, please..." Yue Qingyuan's pleas went unheeded as they had for the past three days, and Shen Jiu - or rather, Nyanjiu at the moment - continued to attack the set of formal robes Shizun had given him to wear at banquets, shredding the rich black and silver cloth with his claws.
Jul 7 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
#tianjiu

"Bow to each other."

It was with those fateful words that the grand doors of the throne room blew right open with a bang, and the wedding ceremony turned to chaos.

Luo Binghe pulled out Xin Mo at once to fight the newcomers, eyes turning red with fury.

"Who dares!" Shen Jiu wanted nothing more than to flee - or stab his would-be husband in the back - but with Cang Qiong's safety at stake he could do nothing but wish with gritted teeth that Luo Binghe won, for if the beast died, then the sect would go with him into oblivion.
Jul 7 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
#Bingjiu

Shen Jiu seethed. That fuerdai bastard had gotten the better of him for the last time! Embarrassing him like that in front of Qi-ge and the Lius, ugh! If Shen Jiu didn't get him back for this, he'd never be able to show his face in public again. He checked the hotel suite he had booked for the night one last time, making sure all the candles were lit and the flower petals strewn on the bed were still fresh and fragrant.
Jul 7 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
Prompts for @harvestcrows - #bingjiu with eunuch Shen Jiu! 😯

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"Do you hate me, Xiao Jiu?"

The hands that had been grinding ink at Luo Binghe's side stilled, as did their owner, a slim youth of seventeen with night-black hair, skin like mutton fat jade, and a pair of dewy green eyes that glanced quickly at Luo Binghe before looking elsewhere.

"No, Junshang," Shen Jiu said in a small and level voice. "This slave doesn't dare."
Jun 17 • 212 tweets • >60 min read
(bingjiu? Nsfw, dubcon/noncon maybe) Ok on the opposite tune...

In Mistakenly Saving The Villain, the protagonist's cultivation is based on him staying chaste, which is a big plot point... methinks SJ should have the same deal, only to suffer when LBH finds out 🫣 SJ already has trauma against men and all-but-confirmed sexual abuse in the Qiu Manor (yeah I'll fight people about it), suppose WYZ also used him as a cauldron, so when he arrives at Cang Qiong he's just rife with Stuff Going On Inside and his shizun soon notices...
Apr 16 • 66 tweets • 10 min read
Feel/good bingjiu AU where Binghe decides to make his mama proud in a VERY different fashion than canon... by deciding to become a chef who will feed the people of the world for free! 🥹 He works his way up from a lowly assistant in various restaurant kitchens until he becomes a proper head chef through years of experience, and after saving up his salary (with the occasional protagonist's luck by randomly foraging and selling hella expensive mushrooms)...
Apr 13 • 34 tweets • 6 min read
#tianjiu 😈

At first SJ is overwhelmed (and actually a little happy) when he gets an absurdly large flurry of responses to his marital proposition. After listing his own negatives so blatantly in his ad he thought he'd turn most people off and get a few curious bites at most. Instead, Qing Jing Peak is simply awash in the letters of would-be suitors trying their best to win the hand of its Peak Lord!

... but SJ's excitement quickly wears off as he sifts through the many, many letters and realises how many of the proposals aren't even worth finishing.