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12 Oct
okay okay OKAY here are all 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

1. Slip out the back, Jack
2. Make a new plan, Stan
3. Hop on the bus, Gus
4. Drop off the key, Lee
5. Shit in the bed, Fred
6. Point to a squirrel, Merle
7. Spell your name Geof, Jeff
8. Fuck the maid of honor, Conor
9. Use one of your wishes, Aloysius
10. Make yourself skeerce, Pierce
11. Disguise yourself as Jasmine Bleeth, Keith
12. Take them to Sbarro, Charo
13. Raid Entebbe, Debbie
14. Use your bad breath, Beth
15. Change your Ursula address, Ursula Andress
16. Accept that notary position in Yorba Linda, Linda
17. Watch too much Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman
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7 Oct
okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums

500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen
495. Ima Rejuvenate Your Vagina -- Drake
494. Live at Yoshinoya -- Cheap Trick
493. Chevy Chase Christmas -- Chevy Chase
492. ASMR Chewing Noises -- Grand Funk Railroad
491. Now THAT’S What I Call Recording My Neighbors Having Sex! 12 -- Various Artists
490. The Pit and the Pendulum (audiobook) -- Andy Dick
489. Idahoication -- Red Hot Chili Peppers
488. Gilbert Gottfried Reads Falco Lyrics -- Gilbert Gottfried/Falco
487. Bruno Mars Is Me In A Motion Capture Suit -- Andy Serkis
486. Put ‘Em On The Glass -- Philip Glass
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4 Oct
okay okay OKAY i’ll rank all the Shakespeare plays

1. Nice Night For Fucking
2. The Parallax View
3. Comedy Central Roast of Queen Elizabeth I
4. Romeo and Juliet and Ted and Alice
5. Untitled Richard Burbage Project
6. Dream Police/ Live at Budokan (tie)
7. The Cheerleader Murders
8. Christopher Marlowe Is a Douchebag and You Can Quote Me On That
9. Macbeth Is Back (For a Limited Time)
10. Pericles: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Ben Jonson
11. Put ‘em On The Grass
12. 2 Shake 2 Speare
13. The Mystery of the Creepy Campground
14. We Just Call Them Faires
15. She’s Gotta Like It
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17 Jul
okay okay OKAY i’ll rank all the Bond movies

1. Dr. Schlepowicz
2. Don’t Get Killed Tomorrow
3. Vaginapussy
4. I Thought I Told You Not to Get Killed
5. Space Jam 2
6. Don’t Always Never
7. The Living Shit
8. Goldpenis / On Her Satanic Majesty's Secret Service (tie)
9. The Mystery of the Creepy Campground
10. Why Kenosha
11. Booty Modicum
12. Quick, Shove This Necklace Up Your Ass
13. 2 James 2 Bond
14. Revenge of Giuseppe
15. JANE Bond?! Okay Whatever
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28 Jun
in 2013 i posted a list of all the upcoming Fast & Furious sequels. let's take a look at that clip
Fast & Furious 6: With Six You Get Furious
Fast & Furious 7: Fast Brides for Furious Brothers
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