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"He's good bad, but he's not evil"
Feb 22, 2020 9 tweets 2 min read
I’ve spent a lot of time thinking and even writing about how Daffy and Porky are the only two Looney Tunes who are friends. The world of Looney Tunes is mean-spirited enough that friendship is usually employed as more of a gag than as a backdrop for characters. This is why I don’t include Ralph and Sam. They’re friends but only to underline the absurdity of their violent professional relationship.
Sep 23, 2019 6 tweets 1 min read
RIP Homer Simpson. Hard to see how this was an accident. Homer Simpson was murdered on national television and we did nothing. Didn’t even pause the show. Fuck this. I’m crying. Why is nobody else?
Aug 17, 2018 13 tweets 4 min read
Yosemite Sam built Six Flags because he was feeling low self worth after a stunning defeat at the hands of Bigs Bunny. After so much destruction he was ready to give creation a try.
"What in tarnation will my legacy on this here earth be?" There was still the matter of permits. As luck would have it, Foghorn Leghorn agreed to provide them, provided the park remained closed on Sundays (which is still the case to this day)

"Ah say ah say, we are brothers in Christ and your struggle is -now listen here- my struggle"