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Don't add me to your fucking public lists! Trying to make ACAB more accessible. Two years off the sauce melee and card games. he/him. white.
Sep 30, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Not gonna celebrate somebody being arrested thanks! Thought that was the whole point of chanting "no cops no prisons!" "total abolition*

*Except for my enemies"
Sep 29, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read
JS is huge, Neptune has a skeleton costume on What do you call it when you build a Lego set without adult supervision?

Unlawful assembly.
Sep 23, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
i've always thought "yeah a tattoo would look kinda cool guess" but i have no clue what i would even get or where are these things people get tattoos of???
Sep 17, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Truly shocked The results of a policial i... (I'm not actually shocked)
Sep 16, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
ID: two screenshots of an Instagram story, which itself contains screenshots of a text message conversation:
1: This is a badass picture of you, by the way. Thanks again for sharing your story with me.

2: If you do feel bad about this hope you take some sort of action. An 1/ ID: apology does not repair the damage that you have done. I would also say that in the future, seriously consider your purpose for writing such an article. If it was to amplify and uplift my experience as a black person leading in this movement, you absolutely failed. If 2/
Sep 14, 2020 7 tweets 2 min read
I have had a grand total of maybe 3.5 hours of sleep since I got home but here's some Safeway fun facts:
You can just hit 0 bags and there's nothing they can do about it at self checkout
The way to get the sco machines to not freak out about you putting a bag on the scale is: 1/ To scan the first item, put it in the bag over the scale, then put both the items and the bag on the scale at the same time
The first week of every month we mail out a $10 off a $50 or more total order, but if you go through the line and vaguely mention it you should be able 2/
Sep 13, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
ID: a screenshot of text: Twenty-six deputies, two Multnomah County Sheriff's Office deputies and eight Oregon State Police troopers were working Level 2 and Level 3

areas last night (Sept. 11).

From Sept. 8-10, deputies responded to nearly 330 calls in the county's Level 2 1/3 ID: and Level 3 fire areas. This is a 405% increase over the number of calls fielded on Sept. 5-7. Most of these calls are related to reports of suspicious vehicles and people and concerns about potential burglaries. The vast majority were determined to be non-criminal in 2/3
Sep 13, 2020 9 tweets 1 min read
Down near the Lloyd Center helping out @PDXEWOKS ! Currently on a mission for ice 🤠 I slammed a Yerba mate but (shockingly enough) not a whole lot to do after 1am lmao
Sep 8, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
if this fire takes my magic cards i'm gonna be so fucking mad Just frantically packed cards for my favorite decks in a separate bag. YES ITS IMPORTANT I SPENT A LONG ASS TIME TO PICK THE RIGHT PRINTINGS AND ARTS OKAY
Sep 8, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
There it is! Power's out Oh it's back on now I guess
Sep 7, 2020 18 tweets 4 min read
ID: text: Dear Senior Mall Manager Dennis Curtis and Brookfield Properties,

The Clackamas Town Center mall was negligent in their response to Saturday's (August 29th) unauthorized trump rally. This has broken the community's trust with Clackamas 1/? ID: Town Center Mall security and Brookfield Properties. Their willingness to ensure the safety of both mall shoppers and mall staff does not appear to be a priority

Clackamas Town Center Mall management had prior knowledge of the trump rally event. 2/?
Sep 5, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Looks like the speakers are done over here at King School Park, so we're heading down to Lents Missed the glut of speakers but it sounds like I have a lot of captioning to do
Sep 5, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
ID: an image of a person crouching in the street, striking a pose for the camera behind a line of Portland Police officers with bicycles. Text above the photo reads: On the night of October 12th, 2019, the Portland leftist community lost a shining star, when Sean Kealiher was 1/? ID: murdered. Also known as Yakka
or Armeanio Lewis, Sean was taken from us at the young age of 23.
Since his death, we have been left without answers as to who did this to
him. We know that the Portland Police detectives working his case have
the name of the person who 2/?
Sep 3, 2020 10 tweets 1 min read
Yes hello I'm here doing the jail support thing. I will not be scrolling I'm am sticking with this thread for shitposting purposes solely. We have a lone mascot Image
Sep 2, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
There are! A lot of people! So willing! To live under the boot! Or even welcome it! I don't know what to do! Abolition is meant to be for the betterment of everyone but the overwhelming majority of people don't even want it. I don't know how we win
Aug 23, 2020 8 tweets 1 min read
Back briefly to bring you some wholesome "Jasper fixes a car" content Image Jasper has done zero work on this car but we bought cool shit at Andy and Back so there's that
Aug 16, 2020 7 tweets 2 min read
i find myself remembering that the overwhelming majority of people are still going on about their day business as usual and it's... idk grounding and deeply concerning. on one hand it makes this whole thing feel like a fantasy, as it's just specific sects of people participating and on the other it's frustrating to see people talk about inane shit when their neighbors are fighting a fascist police state! i don't know. there's so much i don't know. and it paralyzes me
Aug 14, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
If you're getting paywalled out of newspaper articles, as always, your library card has our back! Here's a link to the Multnomah County Library's Research Tools page. Just do a ctrl+f search of the name of the paper the article's in, and you're likely to find it here for free: multcolib.org/research-tools
You'll need to remember your library password, but it's pretty worth it to get the Washington Post for free imo
Aug 13, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
Now I just want to talk about Bend food, fuck. The last good burrito spot closed a few years back, it was called Taco Stand and it would close for months at a time while the owners went on vacation. El Super Burrito 2 is dece but fuck ESBs 1 and 3 Thai on the Fly is one of the first food carts I ever ate downtown. Dump City Dumplings is great if they're still around. Spork is a little spot on the west side that makes like fusion food, their tofu rice bowl is incredible and mom loves the elotes they make in the summer
Aug 12, 2020 39 tweets 4 min read
Okay, mom says she "can't [tweet] fast enough" so I guess I'll start a thread of her updates
currently: "we took a moment for Breonna" "not much action until the ACLU comes back"
"just Bendites being themselves, gossiping and comparing summers"
Aug 9, 2020 33 tweets 3 min read
🎵 Makin my way to the park. It's not dark. Trees are bark... bark bark bark 🎶 I'm so fucking sleepy folks, if you see me out hand me a yerba for the love of God Oh THATS the church event @ProudBulba was talking about