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bartender. occasionally.
Feb 21, 2021 10 tweets 2 min read
So then I went to the pub. The pub is great, it's full of people catching up, talking about their holidays, showing pictures of their kids and bragging about food they paid for, cooked, or heard about on TV. Classic social interactions, boring but ppl seem to like it.

/2.1 There were a few people talking about the news, which irked me a little - I mean, buy my newspaper if you want that amiright??! So I went up to the owner and told him we want new rules and because people were talking about things in my newspaper, he had to pay me. Lots.

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Feb 21, 2021 9 tweets 2 min read
The other day I went to the shops.

For the purposes of this story, I own a little media company. And this wasn't any old shop, it was a super modern shopping complex with a weird name. I think it is from overseas. Anyways, this place is huge.

/1.1 And not just shops - there's all sorts of clubs and community centres, a bunch of libraries, a church for every religion. Yeah, everything.

So I walk around for a bit, then eventually decide I wanted to see what was happening in the world and searched for the newsagent.

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