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Oct 25 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
swear to god I could write a sitcom based on tonight’s events alone

pull up a chair #SingleDadLife Image we’re getting ready for #BathTime and I hear my 2 kids, human and furry, roughhousing. totally normal. all of a sudden—

“ouch! daddy!”

(I was in the other room getting the bath robe)
Sep 14 • 22 tweets • 11 min read
will Ohio go blue? dunno. but these nitwits are making a good case for it Image are Ohio voters paying attention to Qpubs’ declaration of war on Buckeye State, @leesgirl9?
Jul 14 • 12 tweets • 5 min read
if this eyewitness account bears out trump’s entire Secret Service should be fired tonight

🎩 @MelissaJPeltier @AdamParkhomenko

“there is no place for this kind of violence in America. we must unite as one nation to condemn it” @POTUS @JoeBiden
Jul 3 • 8 tweets • 4 min read
fascinating part about Biden being old is that trump raped kids

🎩 @kim Image media outlets all working for #TheRapist so we ride at dawn—

#TrumpIsARapist

🎩 @maddenifico

Apr 3 • 19 tweets • 9 min read
inevitable outcome for in-over-her-head flamenco blogger Aileen Cannon "Judge Cannon" is a spectacular misnomer because she's just another #RobedOperative like Clarence Thomas and Alito. but GOT DANG if Jack Smith didn't tear her a new one

🎩 @glennkirschner2


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Jan 26 • 7 tweets • 4 min read
"David Weiss has been investigating Hunter Biden for going on six years. in all that time, Weiss hadn't obtained a warrant to search iCloud content he first started getting until December 4, 2023—81 days after he indicted" @emptywheel 🔥 emptywheel.net/2024/01/26/con…
Image @emptywheel reading Marcy's superb scoop (in combination with reneging on diversion) it's hard not to wonder which shouty RW f*cksticks are in Weiss' ear

Nov 14, 2023 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
so Drumpf's backbench-apprentice and Diet Coke butler Johnny McEntee SCHEMED OUTSIDE OFFICIAL CHANNELS using forged documents to withdraw from Afghanistan and **Biden** is the one who did it wrong? Image President Biden still gets dragged by media types/Qpubs for partnering with allies and drawing down by the book

we'll take retractions and apologies right now, thanks.

whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/…
Sep 4, 2023 • 9 tweets • 5 min read
tfw Elmo's algos paired 2 tweets on my TL that perfectly illustrate his favors for the mob top tweet: Twitter pals Kaz Weida quoting Mark Elliott discussing how Space Karen assisted KSA in disappearing critics; below we have Anthony posting a screencap of Dave Shafer who's gleeful over getting his account monetized. whether it's Dixie or Transnational, it's all The Mob first, @kazweida quotes @markmobility's tweet about Elmo/Xitter approving Bonesaw Mob's demands for user data at FAR HIGHER rates

and yep it's exactly what we warned about




Saudi Arabia is a disgraced-mob state and bonesaw terrorist
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Aug 24, 2023 • 44 tweets • 18 min read
overlords killed virtually all
media scrutiny for this purpose
mediaite.com/politics/how-i…
Image “notable collection of Fourth Estaters spent debate-night eve with Tr•mp campaign staffers even though [former guy] skipped the forum” collection of journalists inexplicably wanting access to corrupt fascists
Aug 15, 2023 • 13 tweets • 6 min read
COME ON DOWN... you're the next contestant on "The Indictments are Right!"

✍🏼 @gregolear https://t.co/YobZQpNgp0gregolear.substack.com/p/meet-the-def…
Sid Powell is taking a nice, slow, ice-cold tubby in "FIND OUT" bathwater @gregolear dunno @gregolear feel like @lifetimetv or @hallmarkchannel would entertain a movie-of-the-week pitch "From legal briefs to boxer briefs: The @JeffClarkUS Story" Jeff Clark, sedition architect and pantsless, soon-to-be-ex lawyer, pictured here deliciously humiliated
Aug 9, 2023 • 10 tweets • 4 min read
Jack Smith demanded Elmo turn over tfg's Twitter account and I suspect it's less about public-facing tweets and more about who might've had access #foldering every Drumpf story is an Elmo story and vice versa
Jun 14, 2023 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
Caputo, like Manafort, was the blaring signal our national media completely whiffed on 👇 becoming clear Mike Caputo never sought professional help for mental illness h/t @MuellerSheWrote
Jun 3, 2023 • 45 tweets • 25 min read
look guys. if I'm an aspiring-domestic terrorist and I saw Sid Powell's operatives casually waltz inside Coffee County GA to STEAL ELECTION DATA?

I'd feel fine giving it a go in 2024. ajc.com/politics/elect… @dufort_jeanne @DavidManOnFire @MelissaJPeltier @carrybeyond @25Ribbits @jennycohn1 @MarilynRMarks1 @SaysDana @UROCKlive1 @MrTAchilles @AngieAsadourian @McDutchoven @rhonda_harbison @FixMediaNow @AnnaBower @barbetta1 @MsArielKnox @Ms_MMMJ @RichardBarronII @AhmedBaba_ @RachelBitecofer @gtconway3dg @amys_here @scafaria @Packy48 @ddreyer @DouglasNowCom @richardsdoug @CoalitionGoodGv @AP @philomath50 @Thom_Hartmann @11AliveNews @vaxxedandproud @ZcohenCNN @kelly2277 @the_peetape @LongCovidSP @markniesse @TrueTheVote @trcfwtt @hugolowell @FPWellman @justjessicaok @Ren_ManATL @GaSecofState @BrianKempGA @sprzyslp @washingtonpost writer's note: my thread is broken in multiple places because Elmo's sh**site is garbage and keeps stripping out replies

also FU Elmo for rat-effing WordPress connections so posts don't automatically post here

and furthermore EFF ELMO.

ahh. I feel better now.
May 30, 2023 • 6 tweets • 4 min read
"sources ridiculed how Epshteyn refers to himself as 'in-house counsel'... noting how it echoes the way John Gotti’s mafia lawyer used to describe his services for infamous Gambino crime family" @Jose_Pagliery h/t @AnnaBower thedailybeast.com/trumps-lawyers… @Jose_Pagliery @AnnaBower tfg "has so many simultaneous criminal investigations that they have to coordinate to not double book potential appearances in court—or trials"
May 30, 2023 • 5 tweets • 3 min read
your periodic reminder that Melanoma’s just as crooked as her mobster babydaddy tfg was 100% illegitimate which means "F Kreesmas" @MELANIATRUMP is equally fraudulent
Mar 31, 2023 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
"lots of shite being written about how indictment of TFG — for actions that stem from cheating to win — will test democracy. but Trump’s serial cover-ups of his own actions already threaten democracy" @emptywheel 🎯🎯🎯 emptywheel.net/2023/03/31/tru… "It’s about tfg's corruption of the entire Republican Party, from top to bottom. And it’s about one of at least 6 times that Trump and his agents tried to cover up that he cheated to win in 2016" @emptywheel emptywheel.net/2023/03/31/tru…
Mar 31, 2023 • 10 tweets • 12 min read
after rehabbing Sherwin & Chansley @60Minutes got bored so they asked Sporkfoot for a sit-down

my god. #DoBetter h/t @MelissaJPeltier @60Minutes @MelissaJPeltier Q Shaman one of MANY @60Minutes abominations

Mar 31, 2023 • 9 tweets • 7 min read
do I hear 3 dozen? we've only just begun #TrumpIndicted "this earliest crime was one designed to steal the presidency—deprive voters of their rights... chronologically this is the first, but he committed crimes during and after" @glennkirschner2 on @StephMillerShow
Mar 30, 2023 • 10 tweets • 7 min read
OF COURSE I’m on my way to tennis practice

don’t send a search party… I’ll be back to join the #TrumpIndicted fun soon listen to my friend Jay: gop base will LOVE indictments, plural, bc it’s a #CrimingCult
Mar 27, 2023 • 63 tweets • 26 min read
.@NoLabelsOrg is Kanye 2020 with lots more cash thebulwark.com/how-the-no-lab…
Image look guys @NoLabelsOrg's cast-of-characters is patently HILARIOUS but if nutbag-billionaires sneeze a certain way we have to pay attention

via @NormOrnstein & Dennis Aftergut

thebulwark.com/how-the-no-lab…
Mar 10, 2023 • 11 tweets • 14 min read
congrats to @glennkirschner2 on the new doco! y'all need to binge it on @peacock

Image "Jack Smith is going 100-miles-per-hour scorched earth to get accountability. as a lawyer you cannot facilitate or participate in crimes of your client" @glennkirschner2 on @StephMillerShow w/ @fromthebunkerjr