Got the worst news I’ve ever gotten last week. My mom and I made each other cry laughing all the time. I hate to think about all the deals she’s going to miss out on. I hope she guides me to the best sales forever.
The thing that has most cheered me up this week is revisiting my mom’s greatest hits on Twitter. I’m so glad I kept tweeting about her even after she told me to stop.
Looks I have to change my tune now that I’ve gotten through security: THE PIZZA HUT EXPRESS IS CLOSED 🤣
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Now I have to become the first female president, which I really did NOT want to do, specifically to eliminate Missouri from the union and I’m already so fucking busy FUCK
The thing that has most cheered me up this week is revisiting my mom’s greatest hits on Twitter. I’m so glad I kept tweeting about her even after she told me to stop.
