// mpreg
okay, forgive me for this one but im imagining a whumpxian fic where teen wwx is secretly pregnant, while his adoptive sister jyl also is.

just imagine wwx having to endure it all by himself, not wanting to anger uncle jiang or madame yu. not telling anyone, even jyl. he's only 18, and he knows his time is ticking. he knew madame yu plans to kick him out of the house the moment he turns to legal age. that plan was only halted due to jyl's pregnancy.

now, unlike wwx, jyl is a 21-year-old adult who's engaged to her dear fiance.

// mpreg
thinking once again about WWX who died pregnant at the burial mounds. he gets resurrected in MXY's body with the trauma still in him.

everybody else thinks it's just his malnutrition and his issues with healthy food. but it's not. // CW eating disorder
and since he's WWX, he finds himself tangled, once again, with LWJ, solving mysteries while pretending to be MXY. he still doesnt eat well; sometimes he throws up what he ate, sometimes he doesnt eat at all. and, many times, they see him placing a hand on

rich kid LWJ who doesnt know how to cross the road, miserably looks at the street he needs to cross so he could get to the diner.

he only recently knew how to ride a public transpo and it was so scary! now this? anyway, it's not like LWJ is the arrogant type, spoiled brat rich kid. his family is just very rich and very private and LWJ led, even to him, a very dull life.

so hes here now, 20, finally enrolled in a university (and finally free of homeschooling), staring at the

pre-relationship wangxian meeting again (after being so busy with college life) during the holidays, but when wwx asks lwj how he is, he panics and blurts out a, "i am dating this someone.."

it's like the lamest lie ever. lwj is in love with his friend/neighbor/former classmate but wwx immediately buys it (with a big smile, too, which hurt lwj bcs why is wwx so happy?) and says, "oh my god, lan zhan! what?"

lwj is still panicking, deep inside. he doesnt lie. well, before. he didnt lie before. until now. he is not used to lying.

"wei ying. what happened?"

lwj is staring at wwx with that look again, the very same look wwx doesnt want to see on his soulmate's face. he doesnt respond.

"wei ying. please..."

wwx looks away, catching his breath.

"got unlucky," wwx says. "turns out, im dead, lan zhan." above him, lwj stiffens. their position is uncomfortable. wwx does not remember how he got here, in the CR when he had been away from the cultivation world after the events at guanyin temple. the only thing he knows is hes here, on lwj's arms, counting down the

i want a modern LWJ who decides to finally listen to everyone else's, esp his brother's, advise to "go out and see the world!" "flirt, wangji! use what you have and get an experience!"

but the moment LWJ flirts, makes out with, and have sex with the prettiest man+ alive, he finds out the next day it's his boss. of course it's CEO WWX.

imagine LWJ waking up at 5AM on the dot and seeing the absolute mess he and his ONS did to the poor bed. the blanket is wet and soggy, LWJ's whole body aches and he can still smell the lingering

i just had the thought of university student wwx on his graduation day; he bags the highest honors, he skips his way to get his diploma with a big smile, then he jumps to the strictest, handsomest professor standing on the stage, kissing him on his lips.

it's professor lwj. of course it's lan zhan, wwx's secret boyfriend--although it's not a secret now that wwx just sucked his face on the stage in front of the whole university, including lwj's uncle, the dean.

the reaction of the audience is thunder. their gasps and whistles dominate the place.

lol but what if wwx can see glimpses of the future and it helps him realize his feelings earlier (e.g., small glimpses of an older him being with an older lwj). this leads to a young wangxian getting tgt early, but wwx's abilities lead him to see himself as the yllz. it gives him nightmares, and bcs hes wwx he refuses to tell a soul about it, esp lwj. and then one day, wwx sees the vision of himself in front of a furious lwj, calling him by his courtesy name instead of his birth name. he sees lwj pointing a sword at him,

do you think during the busiest days ceoji makes secretaryxian kneel under his desk and suck him off while ceoji is busy signing and approving all the requests and whatnots. bcs i do.

one time secretaryxian jokingly sneaks a marriage certificate and ceoji signs it right away. secretaryxian has a whole plan; he will kneel, tie his hair (in the sexiest way, of course), and suck ceoji off so good that ceoji will lose his mind. he will bob his head up and down, take all of ceoji's cock and moan with his mout full of it. ceoji will continue signing,

cw // male lactation
okay i suddenly got attacked by the thought of wwx borrowing omega milf lwj phone and seeing his browser history..

..all of it about a nursing bra bcs lwj tiddies are big and squishy and his heat triggers his body to make milk perhaps it's their neighbor wq and wn's long distant cousin (a-yuan) triggering lwj's body, but it's been two cycles & he keeps on leaking milk on his chest. now he has no choice but to actually pump them nicely so a-yuan can use it.

dont get wwx wrong. he knows it's for a-yuan.

ceo LWJ left his phone at home by mistake on a work day and bcs secretary WWX has a company phone, decides to let it be.

not until LWJ has to make a call but WWX is not answering from the intercom. LWJ has to fetch the phone on his own but sees the gallery instead. said gallery is full of LWJ's pictures; all of them stolen shots. when confronted, sectetary Wei has only one reasoning:

WWX: it's a company phone, and your the company CEO so it's not like i used the phone for something not work-related. not against the rules 😌😌

modern AU enemies to lovers but wangxian are both actors and are shooting as a lead couple in a romance drama. wwx insists lwj is NOT hot; lwj insists he isnt interested in wwx AT ALL

out of pettiness, they both dont wear their modesty patches on the day they shoot a love scene. and of course, the inevitable happens. they both get hard, their acting gets awkward, the director gives a 15-minute break, and both of them tries so hard not to get caught by everyone else.

wwx, lying on top of lwj as he looks the bulge on lwj's pants: 😱😱😳😳

modern AU lwj who watches horror movies beforehand because he knows horror fan wwx would invite him to watch together on their dates. out of adoration, lxc posts it on his social media. news spread. // based on this tweet

// cw mpreg , abo
the older ones always complimented wwx since he was young

"what a very healthy omega!"
"a-ying is so healthy and fertile, for sure he will easily bear children!"

so when wwx marries his high school sweetheart lwj, he expects to carry the night after honeymoon. it should be fine. after all, everyone said hes very healthy and obviously capable of bearing a child. he should have no problem at all!

but no, the world has different plans.

it takes them half a year trying. wwx is grateful for his very attentive and kind husband.

i would very much like to have wwx rushing to kindergarten to fetch his son a-yuan because he doesnt stop crying. but when he arrives there, a-yuan is already tamed by his pretty teacher, lwj.

when asked, lwj says, "a-yuan was devastated when he found out your name is not baba." wwx cannot help it. he laughs. "oh?" at first, lwj raises his brows, deeming the laughter as rude. wwx explains, "no, no. i just find it adorable," he says, eyes tearing up. "for him, im his baba. from head to toe. it should mean im doing my job right, yeah?"

lqr never liked that boy, wwx.

he never liked him; his improper stance, his annoying grin and his rule-breaking attitude. but for wangji, he would tolerate him.

because as much as lqr dislikes the fact, lwj fancies wwx very much. lqr doubts it is reciprocated. until one day. halfway through the guest lectures, both his nephews are tasked to provide assistance to a small nighthunt near caiyi. the case is small enough that the twin jades are allowed to solve it on their own; something that can stand as training and a lesson for the two of them.

idk i just suddenly imagined a "whats wrong with secretary kim" wangxian AU 🥹
except that instead of being a "narcissist" lwj is the type of CEO who's built walls around him. wwx is that secretary who spent 9 years working for lwj to pay for the wens' debts. and then maybe, since wwx never finished highschool, lwj's walls are suddenly crashing bcs he is worried about what wwx will do if he resigns. as for wwx, he just wants to end his contract and live his cottagecore dream.

can you imagine how chaotic it is if in a modern AU jc, who is mad because someone hurt his brother, sees lxc and slaps him on the spot?

jc is furious. wwx is crying after lwj rejected him. they say lwj is handsome and perfect, but if he doesnt see wwx's worth then hes stupid. how dare he? so what if hes tall and handsome and smart and talented, like wwx says? so what if his face and body are "crafted by the gods themselves"? so what if he "smells good all the time" when his soul is rotten and decaying?

he hurt wwx, so he will deal with jc!!

wait wait,,, i suddenly want a modern married #wangxian AU who lives in a large motorhome and goes on regular travels. they both work remote, so it's easy and they befriend a lot of people along the way. maybe wwx's cottagecore dream is the inspiration. one day wwx mentions about wanting to live with lwj in a peaceful place. but then he adds on another day that it doesnt matter where, he would be fine as long as hes with lwj. and then lwj remembers wwx's parents used to

listen. lwj is not perfect. the first time wwx saw him become so "human" is when he got a migraine.

turns out, lwj's migraine has certain triggers; lighting, motion, and the likes. he gets super sensitive when he has a migraine, and snappy too. you would think that wwx is turned off when lwj snapped at him once. lwj thought so, too. people assumed the worst from lwj, hes so used to it. wwx proved him wrong.

instead, wwx carefully moves around him, finding out whats wrong and whats making lwj feel so sick.

my friend just sent me a vid of two guys having sex and the top is so h0rny abt it i cant help but imagine lwj what do i do with this now 🥲🥲 okay so the vid, apparently, is uploaded on p0rnhub so those who want the link, just dm me. (minors pls dont dm me)

it's a short vid btw. the top was groaning and noisy during the act, hes feral. it's actually.. cute.