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Walter J. Black
@captain_stavros
Take your time, I'm planning to live forever. 🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇩🇰🇸🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇬 My tweets may contain traces of satire, parody and nuts.
Mar 21, 2021 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
Scott Morrison MIA.

1. Never present at TA. Spent his time lobbying for Lib Party gigs. Became President NSW Libs. Eventually sacked for lying to Senate.

2. Sacked from KPMG. Failed to build Tourism practice. "He was never here," says former partner.

3. Fired from Tourism NZ. 4. Won preselection for Cook after defaming the winner (88-8 vote). The Telegraph paid out $00,000s The reporter was Simon Benson.

5. "I don't discuss on-waters-matters. I don't make running commentary." Enough said.