🍓✨carlye wisel Profile picture
award-winning theme park journalist + host of Very Amusing podcast ✨ e-mail: carlye@awkwardcity.com 🍭 she/her
Mar 30, 2022 6 tweets 1 min read
Said it once, will say it a thousand times: Walt Disney World's dependence on ever-increasing profits is creating a massive problem they will struggle to solve in 2-3 years when people have finally had enough.

Fans will, mostly, tolerate it. But word of mouth on this? It's bad. I talk to a lot of people — strangers, friends, people at LA parties — who are Disney's hopeful demographic: the types who don't go regularly but will soon plan a big $$$ multi-generational trip.

before, they'd ask about a new ride. now, they almost exclusively reference price.
Nov 17, 2021 16 tweets 7 min read
Wondering what it's like to step aboard Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser?

Come with me, on a mini-journey to Walt Disney World's galaxy far, far away⤵️ (THREAD)

#StarWars #StarWarsGalacticStarcruiser Once you arrive at the Galactic Starcruiser terminal, you'll hand over your keys — all cars are valet parked! — and bags will be held for delivery directly to your cabin.

From there, you'll proceed down a long concrete hallway to a bunker-like space for a "pre-show" orientation.
Nov 14, 2021 5 tweets 3 min read
rang in the holiday season at @Disneyland Resort yesterday! 🕺🏻💕 ate delicious things, saw fantastic people and really had a truly wonderful time!! ImageImageImageImage stopped by the new Plaza Point shop, which is excellent. It’s beautiful, the props are perfect, and it fits the Main Street USA theming. a job well done! ImageImage
Apr 8, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read
🚨OMG THEY MADE A REAL LIGHTSABER Y'ALL WHAT THE FUCK they'll release photos and videos of it shortly im SURE BUT THEY MADE A REAL ASS FUCKING LIGHTSABER AND NO I CANNOT BREAK THAT NEWS WITHOUT SWEARING