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Making everybody Catholic | Masters in Systematic Theology | Comedian turned theologian
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Aug 15 16 tweets 4 min read
Mary was assumed Body and Soul into Heaven

Until about 500 years ago, every Christian believed this

These 5 things prove it actually happened (thread) Image 1. Mary appears bodily in Revelation 12

A woman appears with a crown of 12 stars and clothed with the sun

The Church has always interpreted this as Mary, appearing bodily in heaven. Image
Aug 2 13 tweets 4 min read
Most people think Catholics can't interpret the Bible on their own

But they are WRONG

Catholics SHOULD interpret the Bible

And here's how you do it (thread): Image Catholics can interpret scripture, but not in isolation.

We have to read the Bible in the context of the Christians that came before us

To learn how to do it, here are 3 lessons from the Church Fathers: Image
Aug 1 12 tweets 5 min read
“Where is the Mass in the Bible?”

It’s in the book of Revelation

Here’s 7 references to Revelation during the Catholic Mass… Image Biblical scholar Scott Hahn attended his first Mass when he was a Protestant pastor

He counted almost 30 references to Revelation during the Mass

The book of Revelation is a description of the perpetual heavenly liturgy

And the Catholic Mass is the earthly representation of that liturgyImage
Jul 30 10 tweets 4 min read
Can a baby be baptized?

Most Protestants say baptism should come after you can make a profession of faith.

But that’s not how the early Church saw Baptism... (thread) Image Catholics baptize infants because baptism is not (merely) about our public act of faith

Baptism is the Church imparting HER faith in Christ onto US

Baptism makes faith possible

It is not something you earn through faith. Image
Jul 7 13 tweets 5 min read
Can Christian doctrine change?

in the 5th century, a Catholic monk said yes…but within limits.

It’s called “Development of Doctrine” and it follows strict rules (thread) 🧵 Image “But Patrick! Doctrine can’t change! We have to believe what the apostles believed!”

Correct, doctrine can’t change

It develops

Christ’s revelation to the apostles was a dense nucleus destined to grow over time

Much like a zygote develops into a fully grown adult. Image
Jul 4 12 tweets 4 min read
“Separation of Church and State” was a mistake

Jefferson thought it would protect religion from state interference

But it did the exact opposite (thread) 🧵 Image The First Amendment never mentions “seperation of church and state”

The phrase appears in a letter Jefferson wrote in 1802 to the Danbury Baptist Association

He promised the federal government would not interfere with the church.

But the opposite happened Image
Jul 2 12 tweets 5 min read
Every Christian is called to be perfect

But how do you get there?

500 years ago, a Spanish nun wrote about the journey (thread) 🧵 Image Teresa of Avila was a Carmelite nun who lived in the late 15th century.

She wrote a book called "The Interior Castle"

She said the soul goes on a journey through seven "mansions" Image
Jun 20 12 tweets 4 min read
Only men can become priests in the Catholic Church

Many assume it’s out of sexism

But it has nothing to do with women, and everything to do with Jesus Christ... (thread) Image The Catholic Church doesn’t ordain women for one reason:

Jesus didn’t.

He only ordained the apostles at the Last Supper Image
Jun 18 11 tweets 4 min read
“Why do I need to confess my sins to a priest?”

Well, you can confess your sins to God

But if you want your sins *forgiven*

Scripture says you should go through a priest. (thread) Image Consider John 20:22–23

After the Resurrection, Jesus breathes on the apostles and says:

“Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive the sins of any, they are forgiven; if you retain them, they are retained.” Image
Jun 17 12 tweets 4 min read
Many Christians think sacraments are just empty rituals

But they actually do something

The sacraments are symbols that do the thing they symbolize (thread) Image A sacrament is a “visible sign of an invisible grace.”

Baptism symbolizes washing away sins AND it actually washes them away

That is true about all seven sacraments Image
Jun 14 15 tweets 5 min read
Should Catholics believe in evolution?

If you mean Darwin’s theory…then no.

But many faithful Catholics still feel nervous rejecting Darwin… so let’s talk about it. (thread) Image Here’s what the Church teaches:

God created the universe out of nothing.

All things exist because He willed them into being.

That means no theory of evolution that excludes God’s providence can ever be acceptable. Image
Jun 10 15 tweets 5 min read
You can’t ignore Marian apparitions

There have been dozens over the last 5 centuries

Here are 10 times the Virgin Mary appeared to Catholics (thread) Image Our Lady of Guadalupe  (1531)

Our Lady appeared to St. Juan Diego on Tepeyac Hill, near Mexico City.

She spoke to him in his native Nahuatl and asked that a church be built in her honor.

Her image miraculously appeared on his tilma and remains intact to this day. Image
Jun 3 11 tweets 5 min read
When I was a kid I learned the Hail Mary, Glory Be, and Our Father

But I had no idea there were dozens of traditional Catholic prayers

Here are 8 prayers every Catholic should know—but few do (thread) 🧵 Image 1/ St. Michael’s Prayer

Written by Pope Leo XIII and used to be said at the end of every Mass

St. Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray,
and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly host,
by the power of God,
cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits
who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen.Image
Jun 2 13 tweets 5 min read
“The Eucharist is just a symbol!”

The early Church certainly didn’t think so

Here’s what the first Christians thought about the Eucharist (thread) 🧵 Image St. Ignatius of Antioch (c. AD 110)

“Take note of those who hold heterodox opinions on the grace of Jesus Christ which has come to us, and see how contrary their opinions are to the mind of God... They abstain from the Eucharist and from prayer, because they do not confess that the Eucharist is the flesh of our Savior Jesus Christ, flesh which suffered for our sins and which the Father, in His goodness, raised up again.”

— Letter to the Smyrnaeans, 6–7Image
Jun 1 13 tweets 5 min read
Catholic symbols are everywhere

But some are hard to recognize

Here are 10 Catholic symbols you may have seen but never really understood. Image 1. Pelican in Her Piety

The mother pelican was believed to pierce her own breast to feed her young with her blood.

For Christians, this became a profound image of Christ in the Eucharist

He feeds us with His own Body and Blood Image
May 31 12 tweets 3 min read
Most Catholics think the parish is just the responsibility of the priest

But John Paul II diasgrees. He said you're responsible, too.

So if your parish sucks, here's how to fix it… (thread) Image A lot of parishes try to “involve” lay people by giving them jobs inside the liturgy.

They lector or distribute communion.

But we’re not priests. That’s not our job. Our job is more mission-driven.
May 30 11 tweets 4 min read
Some people’s prayer life revolves around “the Jesus high”

They bounce from retreat to retreat trying to feel God’s presence

But St. Teresa of Avila warns: not all good feelings in prayer come from God. (thread)

Understanding this can change how you pray. Image In “The Interior Castle,” Teresa explains the difference between “sweetness” and “consolation.”

“Sweetness” is the “Jesus High”

It comes from good meditation on Christ and may include tears, good feelings, etc.

It’s not bad—but it’s not always from God. Image
May 29 12 tweets 4 min read
“Mary is barely in the Bible!”

Sure, if you don’t know how to read it.

Here are 8 non-obvious places in Scripture to look for Mary (thread) 🧵 Image 1/ Eve

Immediately after the Fall of Man, God promises Eve that her “seed” will overcome death. (Genesis 3:15)

This is the first prophecy of Christ and it includes His mother, Mary.

This is the strongest link between the Old Eve and Mary, the New Eve. Image
May 28 13 tweets 5 min read
“Why are Catholics so focused on Mary?”

Well, because the early Church was.

Here is what the early Church Fathers had to say about the Blessed Virgin Mary (thread) 🧵 Image 1/ St. Ignatius of Antioch (c. AD 110)

"For our God, Jesus the Christ, was conceived by Mary according to God's plan, of the seed of David, it is true, but also of the Holy Spirit; He was born and was baptized that by His passion He might purify the water."

— Letter to the Ephesians, 18Image
May 24 13 tweets 5 min read
The Catholic Church preaches 4 dogmas about Mary

Every Christian is bound to believe them.

Here's what they are (+ how to defend them) 🧵 Image 1. Mary is the Mother of God

The argument is simple:
1) Mary is the Mother of Jesus
2) Jesus is God, therefore
3) Mary is the Mother of God

"Who am I that the mother of my Lord should come to me?"
(Luke 1:43) Image
May 22 15 tweets 6 min read
Mary is only mentioned in the Bible a few times

But those few times pack a punch

Here are 10 places Mary is mentioned in Scripture—and what they mean (thread) Image "Hail, full of grace" (Luke 1:28)

The Greek term kecharitōmenē denotes a perfected state of grace

Early Church Fathers, like St. Gregory of Nazianzus, interpreted this as evidence of Mary's unique sanctity

He emphasized that Mary was pre-purified in soul and body, making her a fitting vessel for the IncarnationImage