NOT KEVIN CONROY (I said I deleted the app from my phone, I didn't say I left the app, and THIS IS DEVASTATING)

this thread made me triple-check that I'd taken my meds today, I am completely out of my mind

https://twitter.com/DALIA/status/1514677999148285956

there is undeniably a combination of poverty and disability happening here, that has to be stated

what I don't understand is how photos of pants in a sink fit into the context of ADVERTISING YOUR HOME FOR GLAMPING

I think the thing that impresses me most about Elon Musk is how he routinely leans into every stereotype of the desperate, unloved man seeking to fill the infinite void of his being by simply buying the people who have rejected him this image, but an actual person

good morning, please enjoy this photo of a small pit bull on a small couch by an open window, sleeping to the neighborhood sounds of a lawn mower and birds I had my noise-cancelling headphones on for a company Zoom meeting and when I took them off just now, I was assailed by the dulcet sounds of dog snores

the algorithm just started playing a great little folky country song on my husband’s Spotify, and he just stared at it and said “you’ll never guess who this is” and indeed I could not have guessed that it was DAVID DUCHOVNY???? he has four albums??? and he’s good????? we’re both confused and angry and entertained??????

the Wachowskis really put Groff and NPH in a world where the known rules of reality simply do not apply to them, and yet did not make them do a song battle???? I’m not saying the Matrix needed a song battle but I kept expecting one and its obvious absence was distracting Groff: *punches NPH across a room*
me, quietly to self: 🎶he’ll be back🎶

<the domestication of dogs>

wolf: I’m gonna eat your babies

human: what if, instead of that: blankets and peanut butter

wolf: ……..I’m listening honestly a really good thing the wolves didn’t have peanut allergies

I have a puzzle for people who make puzzle toys for dogs:

invent a toy that doesn't involve a constant stream of treats, small plastic pieces, a super hard plastic shell that can't be chewed, or flimsy squeak toys my pit bull will destroy in three minutes my dog isn't hugely treat or food motivated; she's a terrier, a hunter. she's prey motivated. she is stubborn and persistent and seems to enjoy problem-solving as its own reward. also, she has approximately the same potential jaw strength as the Iron Giant

dear #ReopenNC:

you goldfish-brained wimps

you simple, weak-willed, invertebrate ghouls

you really think you’re Christ on the cross because you can’t talk through a movie at the Cinemark like WAAHHHHHH, I’m a big baby bitch and I hate old people and I poopied my diaper waaahh “you’re hiding in your homes like cowards!!” lmao Deborah if it’s so easy and fun to stay home, then how come your leathery baked-potato ass couldn’t do it for three weeks without crying about how your cuticles can’t take the stress

Big, personal thread.

I was 16 when my folks found out I'd been having sex for a year.

They were upset. But not for the reasons you'd think. I'd asked The Question when I was 6 years old. My mom calmly, clinically, honestly answered all of my questions. I remember her pulling out a yellow legal pad and sketching the pear of a uterus, the tadpole of a sperm. She gave me a copy of Lennart Nilsson's "A Child is Born."