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Chandler Dean
@chandlerjdean
Comedian & Speechwriter / @WestWingWriters / Satire @newyorker @mcsweeneys @reductress @harddrivemag / Performer @CaveatNYC / Prev: Mono for Lovett or Leave It
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Apr 4, 2019
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12 min read
All right people, I know this is basic but someone had to do it, I now present:
THE 2020 CANDIDATES AS AVENGERS: A THREAD
JOE BIDEN is THOR
- Confused and dismayed by modern human customs
- Is thousands of years old
- Problematic but learning
- Neoliberal women love him