Chandler Dean Profile picture
Comedian & Speechwriter / @WestWingWriters / Satire @newyorker @mcsweeneys @reductress @harddrivemag / Performer @CaveatNYC / Prev: Mono for Lovett or Leave It
Apr 4, 2019 21 tweets 12 min read
All right people, I know this is basic but someone had to do it, I now present:

THE 2020 CANDIDATES AS AVENGERS: A THREAD 2020 candidatesAvengers JOE BIDEN is THOR

- Confused and dismayed by modern human customs
- Is thousands of years old
- Problematic but learning
- Neoliberal women love him Biden with aviatorsThor with Aviators