Time to see if the Van Helsing movie is as brain-meltingly awful as I remember *tumtetatetoo*😊😊😊
OH GOD IT IS OH THE HORRIBILITY IT'S AWFULING ALL OVER ME MY BRAINSSSSS 😱😱🤒
Only one thing to do.
*ahem* Thank you for coming to my live tweet thread, "Schlock and Awe":
Oh boy. I don't...even know if I can hold it together. I mean, it's just SO BAD.
But there are good things. Right? Right??? Hugh Jackman! He's...there! So.
But first, a tender and thoughtful and not at all needlessly over the top homage to Frankenstein, awww.